Don’t Mess with Miss Piggy

Lobby? That fuckwad wouldn’t even make it to the opera box, fucking asshole.

Who knows why she is called ‘Miss’ Piggy? NO GOOGLE!

::muttering:: fuckers…

@Benedick: I give up.
How’s the musical coming?

@Dodgerblue: I’m reading. And reading. We are Stinquing soon? I’ll tell you more.

Because the character when devised was to be called, punningly, Miss Piggy Lee. They thought she’d be flattered. Only said brilliant looney songbird got wind of scheme and went Hollywood* on their ass.

*This is similar to going medieval on someone’s ass but much, much worse. Have you met an LA moviebiz lawyer? Your dick will shrivel to the size of an acorn. Your balls will retract to your tonsils.

@Benedick: @Dodgerblue: When? When? Does the train go up there? I think I’m moving this weekend. I figure I’ll have done the city in a week.

@JNOV: Made it back from the show without getting human sacrificed?

@Benedick: Yes, at my former law firm I litigated against some, mostly from the talent side. Idea theft, rights disputes, licensing, that kind of stuff. One case involved some goofball in a post-production house who added a credit for “Heywood Jablowmi.” Cost a few sheckels to fix that. The rights to Spiderman, which were tied up in the Carolco bankruptcy, were worth a bit more.

@redmanlaw: You didn’t see? I couldn’t go! I missed the train and would have gotten there at 10:30. Show ended at 11. Not very metal. I mean, doors open at 7? Anyway, I really wanted to go, but shit went nuts at work, so I missed the train. I called the Troc and begged them to give some kid the tix, but they were like, nope. I feel pretty shitty about the whole thing, like I stole someone’s lunch.

@JNOV: I am going to pout! Okay, I already am pouting.

@JNOV: Most unmetal. Sorry to hear that. BTW, Son of RML wore an orange Fender shirt the first time we saw Tool, when he was in the 5th grade or something.

@redmanlaw: :-) I’m wearing it now. I AM SO BUMMED! Truth is, it’s probably better this way. I am sick as a dog and hopped up on cold meds, but every time I lean forward, my sinuses drain like I’ve been water skiing. I am pissed the fuck off about EVERYTHING, and I damn near drove off the road on the way home from the train station. And I got lost. On the way home. Like, lost. I’d probably be in jail right now.

@Benedick:
no, dearest! because kermie won’t marry her!

you mean like Ari Emmanuel? do you have his number?

@baked: Private cell or bedroom?

@Benedick:
BOTH, silly!!!