Decisive Leadership for America

LOL, it’s goona be Sarah Palin day on Stinque, fellahs… I’ve got a post scheduled for 9:00 that will keep the ball rolling.

As far as this goes, though: I have a feeling that a Sarah Palin presidential run is going to be an epic FAIL. Still, the trainwreck will be fun to watch and I’d expect the shrapnel to knock out at least one of the top GOP contenders (whoever they turn out to be).

bring it—have plenty of demerol left.

To fail or not to fail that is the question.
Whether more realistic in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous mockery,
Or to take reloads against a preznit black man,
And by running end the cash train? To be dumb: to speak;
No more; and by a duh to say we end
The ALSO and the thousand annoying Tweets
That fuels the laughter at, ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To not, to run;
To run: perchance to dream: also, there’s the rub;

@Serolf Divad: is it the inevitable sarah/bristol issue of playboy/penthouse/hustler yet? oh wait, my bad, that’s not until they run out of money in 2013.

@ManchuCandidate: +1

@@jwmcsame: “Special Issue: Mother, Juggs and Speed”?

those Hindoos are a cleaver bunch

@ManchuCandidate: Excellent. You parody something I actually know.

And also, note she is not thinking of running for preznit. She is giving some thought to leading the country. Has not made up her mind. And such as. Which indicates to me a profound sense of mission on her part.

run up ’12: i think we’re gonna need a bigger popcorn maker.

@baked:

she has to run. she MUST run. she must be drafted to run.
without her 2012 will not seem like the end of the world at all.

@Capt Howdy:
of course she WILL. it won’t seem like the end of the world because it will be so damn entertaining. if she wins, it will be though.

Would be fun to see her and Romney in a debate, no?

@baked:

imagining an Obama/Palin debate sort of makes my head hurt and makes me hot at the same time.

@Capt Howdy: @Dodgerblue:
i’d like to see her in a debate with miss south carolina. even odds. such as.

if the palin clan moves into the white house it would be exactly like a sequel to the clampetts.

weeeelll, ah once new a story ’bout a gal named sar
a poor frozen hillbilly trying to keep her family fed
then one day she was shooting bears from a helicopter,
and up through the ground came a bubblin crude
mCain that is, grampypants, imbecile, jon stwarts bud melman
oil that is, black gold, texas tea.
well, the next thing ya know ole sars a millionaire
the kinfolks said, sar, move on outta there!
so they loaded up the truck and they to washington
DC that is, swimmin pools, douchebags, morons.

apologies to manchu, and all. that was god awful.
noge, take pity and delete.