Move over Ben Roethlisberger
New York Jets QB “Mark Sanchez’s 17-Year-Old Lady Friend Has Found A Lawyer.” Just like Big Ben, but hopefully without the rape part. [Deadspin]
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17? It’s a Stray Cats song come to life… in a really awkward way.
Another example of the Jets punching above their weight class. At least Ben already had two SB rings – and didn’t dip below the 18, or even 21 y.o. line.
Yeah, just the consent line.
Is this Sport? It is Sport. Right? Is this the Superbowl? Ball? Bool? Does this mean that NYC has become a dust bowl? Or Boston?
@Benedick: I think other channels will be showing (alternately) the Puppeh Bowl and the Lingerie Bowl but,fortunately, not the Bowling Bowl. Or the Bieber Bowl.
He went to USC. This is all you need to know.
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