No More Anal Pears for You!
“‘Once we’re 100 percent sure Joe Lieberman is retired, we will allow it to die,’ said [Connecticut for Lieberman Party] current chairman and very unsuccessful U.S. Senate candidate, John Mertens. ‘We’ll meet again in 2010, and that will probably be our last meeting ever.'” [Hartford Advocate, via Tom Tomorrow]
Um. 2011? I have no idea what this means. But I harbor inappropriate feelings for noje so it doesn’t really matter. I merely think of feeding him apple sorbet from my fingers while I drench his mouth with Moët White Star while Memory plays in the background.
Who needs assless chaps?
@Benedick: Probably 2012, but that’s the quote as given.
@nojo: I have Hope®
@Benedick: Do you really want bitchy queen TommCatt to remind you that all chaps are assless?
@SanFranLefty: Here in god’s country chaps have asses. And also G4 network.
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PEGGYNOONER • A Kind of Hash @nojo: Not even the Emeralds? In any event, you should be drawn and quartered for admitting you…
NOJO • A Kind of Hash @nojo: Never been to a big-league game, so saw the Yankees with friends last night. Grand slam was…
NOJO • A Kind of Hash @¡Andrew!: Not yet, but I’m sure I can borrow one from a neighbor on the…
¡ANDREW! • A Kind of Hash @nojo: Oh wow! Congratulations on the move. Hope it's going well. I assume that you now have a…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • A Kind of Hash For the Ex-Mo contingent... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1W0pDpDBqE
NOJO • A Kind of Hash @¡Andrew!: Never made it, and too late now — I’ve been in Brooklyn since May.
¡ANDREW! • A Kind of Hash @nojo: So, have you dined at Casa Bonita yet? It seems to be the primary cause of mass insanity in…
¡ANDREW! • A Kind of Hash I hope Taylor Swift figured out a way to unleash her flying monkeys/army of lawyers against Tr666p…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • A Kind of Hash Team Kamala/Walz/Swifty