Everybody Loves Mike Lee

Does this mean that Clone #710604 is in FAVOR of the not-GZ-not-mosque? After all, changing the way we do things because of 9/11 means THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON. :)

Right on, Mike. Unless everyone in America assumes the rhetorical posture of Julius Streicher we’re all fucked, we’re trashing the First Amendment and Loughner has virtually taken control of the country. I’ll go first.

We all know that if America is to live, Mike Lee must die! This earth-walking cancer Mike Lee must be torn from the viscera of America before it consumes this country. Who will save America from this monster? Who will cut it out? Who will be the patriot to plunge the knife into it and free us from this fatal disease known as Mike Lee? Is there no one who loves America enough to free this country from this cancerous horror?

Now you know how Michael Bolton from Office Space felt about the other Michael Bolton.

I can smell him from here.

The fuquing pipes just froze. I blame Mike Lee.

Cripes, Bene, you got any flow at all?

@FlyingChainSaw: It’s an old house. Hot pipe is frozen. I left water running all night and everything was fine this morning. But now it’s frozen. Very very cold here. Bear tracks in the snow around the bird feeders. Must go outside and turn on the heater in the little cellar under the kitchen.

Dayumm! Who knew Miss Flack Jacket could work a dress like that?

@Benedick: Oy! The Woman Who Shall Not Be Named finally had her pipes wrapped. She lives at sea level, so she has no basement — just a crawl space. Wrapping the pipes seemed to help, but getting under there was a nightmare.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: She stole my man!

Post 4,000? Wow. And since Dodger won the 100,000th comment prize (what was the prize, BTW?), we’re up to 103,375ish. w00t!

So wait… the shooter wins if we stop encouraging people of take “second amendment remedies” against their political leaders when the other side wins an election.

Now I’m confused about who is a greater piece of human garbage, Lee or Loughner.

What America really needs to illustrate the madness and fatality of hate-talk politics is a national “Talk Like a Hate-Caster Day” like the National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Everyone gets to rave like a complete fascist maniac all day with their hands in the air and the veins popping off of their foreheads and rivulets of blood oozing from their nostrils.

Nojo, whatchoo think? Could we post this part of the Stinque Project for Civility in America or something and make it a annual event say on Mike Lee’s birthday?

You’ve probably all read about the huge bomb in Moscow airport.

@Benedick: Yes, earlier this morning. Anyone claim responsibility?

@FlyingChainSaw: Talk Like a Pirate is such crap. I’d prefer Be Silent Like a Ninja.

@JNOV: Oh, I know. But people participate. And this would give everyone an excuse to rave like a bloodthirsty maniac which would have its own cathartic effects.

@JNOV: I assumed Chechens.

@Serolf Divad: Lee, definitely. With Laughtener at the bottom of everything are some terrible brain chemicals, playing fast and loose with his perception of what is real. Mike Lee knows better and should be ashamed.

@Benedick: Kinda soft-pedaled in the news this morning, which is odd because some 30-odd people died in the middle of an international airport in a capital city.

Wrong kind of terrorist, I guess.

@Benedick: Most everyone is.

@Tommmcatt is with Karin Marie on This One:
Wrong kind of victim, too.

BREAKING: Rahm potentially thrown off the ballot in Chicago mayoral race. More soon…

@homofascist:

Haha, Fuck Him!

This crazy woman (and Pat Boone) once called names because I wouldn’t let her militiaman con artist friend out of prison. I consider it an honor to have pissed her off.

@FlyingChainSaw: Oh, yes, please!

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Wow. That is almost Mike Lee stupid. And I thought that wasn’t possible.

@homofascist: Now what’s he gonna do? Move to LA and open a dance studio?

@Benedick: Mike Lee has a ways to go before he gets to Arizona levels of stupidity and assholedom.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: We are talking about the same Mike Lee? I thought he was plenty stupid enough. But you know your local assholes.

@FlyingChainSaw:

The Book of Faces should add “teabagger” as a language option (they already have Pirate) – it could randomly spell words wrong, insert the adjectives “job-killing”, “socialist”, etc into sentences at inappropriate locations, etc.

Actually, that would be an amusing exercise for this code:

http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/jbc/home/chef.html

Jeezus Christ, ThinkProgress and Mike Lee should just get a room already:

Mike Lee Flip-Flops On Federal Disaster Relief Just Days After Calling It Unconstitutional

Fact check: They’re not flip-flops. They’re Birks.

@nojo: I hereby declare Mike Lee unconstitutional.