Jets QB Mark Sanchez

For Benedick (if this doesn’t turn you into a Jets fan, I give up):

70 comments:

6:42 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Darling, you’re not actually a gay man, are you? I’m sure he’s very good to his mother but just because he has his shirt off does not equate with motel wrestling with Democratic candidates for Preznit. But I do thank you for your trans-orientation outreach. I suspect this would be much the same as me inviting you to go all boner over Jessica Simpson. In other words – ugh.

I could be totally wrong about this and am happy to cede the floor to our new gay/questioning Stinquers noje and IanJ. Hot or Not?

6:52 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@Benedick: Sigourney Weaver draped on the windowsill in Ghostbusters.

Wait, what?

6:54 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

6:59 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@nojo: You do know that Sigourney is trans questioning? In the secret homo fag headquarters her moniker is CeebeeBitch.

7:00 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Bloggie: These two might have done it. One. Two. And mebbe this. His legs are hairy as a beaver’s!

TD!

7:02 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@Benedick: CeebeeBitch? Like on a CB radio?

7:03 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@Benedick: I do know that Sigourney in a shortie tee being hunted by an Alien was the fucking horniest thing I’d ever seen in a movie up to that moment.

7:10 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@nojo: So, let’s see…I was 13 when Alien came out, so that made you what? 21? SMH

7:10 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@Benedick: I admit – I am tragically straight.

7:30 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@blogenfreude: Darling. Big breaths.

@nojo: Up to that moment. Where the big phallus bursts through her chest? And did that make you want to suck it?

7:30 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@Benedick: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

7:38 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@JNOV: Let’s check the date…

Ah. I was 20.

@Benedick: No, at the end, where she’s in the shortie and panties, and the monster sticks out its tongue at her. Ridley knew what he was doing.

7:45 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@nojo: You were born, born in the ’50s…

7:50 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@JNOV: That has got to rank high as one of the worst Police songs.

7:52 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Related: Ewww, Sting! Stewart Copeland was my guy.

7:52 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@JNOV: 1959. Me, Alaska, and Hawaii.

7:52 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011
7:53 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@nojo: Holy shit! You’re the same age as STATES[interrobang] Did Hawaii still have her queen when you were born?

7:55 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Meh. He played at USC.

8:02 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@JNOV: Yes.

8:02 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@Dodgerblue: But you’d do him if he played at UKLAH?

8:02 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@JNOV: Mom’s from Juneau. Family joke is that she’s a furriner.

8:03 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011
8:03 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@nojo: You’re an anchor baby!

8:08 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@JNOV: Hmmm…

Yes. Yes, I am. Although somewhere along the way, my handlers forgot to activate me.

8:12 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: Here’s one of my faves. RML sent me the DVD! <3

8:13 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@nojo: You mean you and Manchu didn’t play cards when he came to WDH?

8:14 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@JNOV: The Red Queen got buried at the bottom of the popcorn bowl.

8:16 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@nojo: Haha! Did you ever see the Duckman parody?

8:31 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Christian Bale won for Best Supporting. He deserved it.

8:36 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@Dodgerblue: I’m doing hackwork in between Gervais shitting on the crowd.

8:36 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@Dodgerblue: LURVE HIM! But he needs to eat a sammich! I mean, yeah, he needed to look all tweaked out for The Machinist, and I know he doesn’t want to be typecast, but DUDE! Matt Damon damaged his heart when he played the smack addict medic in Courage Under Fire.

8:37 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@nojo: He pronounces his name all wrong.

8:38 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

MARKY MARK!

8:44 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Teleprompter died!

8:44 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Ohhhhh, JUSTIN!

8:48 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

What? Please. Cher? Bitch caint sang!

8:52 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

|\| | |/| ? Really?

8:52 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

That kid from Glee rocked!

8:58 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

What a bored looking crowd.

8:59 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

I wish they were porn films!

9:00 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

YES! Call him on it!

9:02 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Oh, Robert!

9:02 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

I love watching famous wealthy people squirm.

9:10 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Looks like Stallone laid off the plastic surgery. Good on him.

9:11 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Ewwww. They both look like they should be extras in The Walking Dead.

9:13 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

I’m surprised Giamatti didn’t trip him.

9:14 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Let’s play Spot the Toupé!

9:16 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

NO! That ho!

9:28 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Somebody needs to throw a flag when the countdown clock expires.

9:30 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

KILL JOURNEY!

9:50 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Jim Parsons is 77, the sad victim of multiple facelifts.

9:57 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Did I miss anything? I was watching Christina Hendricks in Firefly. So, let’s see… a lighter Morena Baccarin is in V; Summer Glau was in TSCC :’-( and apparently Zac Efron played a young Simon Tam.

Anyway, tonight Helena Bonham Carter looks just as nutty as she did in Fight Club. Shame.

10:00 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Jesus. Whose that pasty guy with the incredibly bad teeth? I kinda recognize him, but…

10:02 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Ah. I’ve met Tobias Wolff (before grad school). :-)

10:06 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

LULZ

10:07 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

HEY! Friggin’ delay!

10:18 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

I’m told January Jones has a face. I’ll tell you when I notice it.

10:19 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

KILL JOURNEY!!

10:19 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@nojo: Heh.

10:25 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Halle Berry has a face, too.

10:25 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

YAY, PAUL!

10:28 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Is audio being cut, or is my box acting up? Same thing happened with De Niro.

10:33 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Innnnnception!

10:36 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Okay, shut up, Crazy!

10:38 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@JNOV: Screwed-up remote feed is my best guess. It’s been doing that all night.

Could also be audio-delay bleeping, but it doesn’t sound like that.

10:42 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

@nojo: Ah. I was hoping De Niro and Giamatti were cussin’.

10:44 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Yikes! The Rite! Spooooky!

10:49 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

Oh, I thought Colin Farrell was in that movie. I can’t understand a damned thing he says anyway. He’d be perfect for that role.

10:58 pm • Sunday • January 16, 2011

ZZZZZZZZ

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