Blue Balls

Ugh.

From what I remember of Dances With Smurf Aliens is that it was plugging hair into head holes not blue vajayjay.

Oh well, that’s the SF nerd within me.

Going to be a lot of awkward questions for lonely Avatards if that thing sheds blue paint.

So do they also make one shaped like a chicken’s hoo ha? ’cause honestly… I don’t see the attraction.

I’m watching a crazy program about Joan Crawford that interviews Christina Crawford and Casey —, her grandson through one of the twins. The grandson defends Crawford, saying that his mom and her twin sister never experienced anything like Christina alleges. He’s mostly undermining Christina’s allegations. But then he admits that Joan insisted on cleanliness and order in the house based on his memory of her as a 5 year old. He thinks she may have been OCD. So I hear this and think, “ok, but if you notice something off as a 5 year old, it was probably actually worse than you think.” Right?

Now, here’s where the grandson loses me. He admitted that Christopher was strapped to the bed as a child until he was sent to boarding school in second grade. He defends this (!!) by saying child rearing was different in the 40s and that she did what she needed to do because Christopher kept running away. WTF??

Straight people are weird.

Gross.

OT: Can someone please do an expose on the incompetence of Tim Kaine as head of the DNC?

He fucking blew the November election campaign yet, inexplicably, he remains as chair.

Yesterday, when I finally got a replacement driver’s license, I changed my voter registration from Dumbocrat to “unaffiliated.”

What’s worse? This LOLJAMESCAMERONISADICK thing or The Vamp? NSFW!!!

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Sold out due to high demand from these chicks.

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: Probably because no one else wants the job.

It’s kinda the same thing in Arizona. Everyone’s dissatisfied with the guy who has been chair for the last 4 years but no one but the patsy who ran against McCain was willing to run. That guy isn’t considered a viable candidate because he wouldn’t put in enough of his money to run a competitive race so there’s no reason to believe he could contribute/raise enough for the state party. Finally, this week another candidate came forward but he’s got issues too. A couple of weeks ago, he announced he was starting a non-partisan kumbaya organization called “No Labels”. And yet he wants to also head a state party? This is what is so fucking wrong with the Democrats.

@JNOV: OMG, Twilight moms. They are the worst. I had to work with one on a Girl Scout fundraiser. All she talked about was Twilight and how she was neighbors with Stephanie Meyer, which meant she could get her to autograph books. Turns out that didn’t happen so all we had to put up with was for naught. If I never hear the phrase “New Moon” again, it will be too soon.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I’m surprised TCOJCOLDS hasn’t put the kibosh on Meyer. As long as she pays her tithing…

Deseret Book (Deseret is a language, y’all) pulled her books from the shelves, but you could special order them.

Paging Lefty …

Is this your new mayor?

@JNOV: Oh yeah, as long as the money keeps coming in, they won’t say or do a thing. In fairness, though, I think you could say that about any religion.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Yeah, but the Mormon Muffin/ Men on a Mission guy (Chad Hardy) got expelled his YBU? degree yanked and was exed.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: He’s been too busy for MCLE.

@Serolf Divad:

I’m sure these guys [NSFW – fuck, not safe for SANE PEOPLE] could probably sort something chickenish out.

On a more serious note, breaking news:

U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona was shot outside a grocery store in Tucson