Stand Down
“The Supreme Court, without noting any dissent, agreed on Friday to leave the military’s ‘don’t ask/don’t tell’ policy in full effect while its constitutionality is under review in a lower court. Justice Anthony M. Kennedy referred the issue to the full Court. Justice Elena Kagan took no part in the order.” [SCOTUSblog]
Yes, yes, Obama cynically courted our votes and then threw us under the bus, but what is really important is that a certain feline commenter and absolute overlord is having a birthday tomorrow, for which he expects his loyal citizen-subjects to be properly thankful. That and perhaps a nude parade of Fillipino underwear models.
MAKE IT SO!
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: So drinks are on you, right?
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Are you AARP-qualified yet? No? Punk.
Wait. Isn’t the point that he wants the congress to resolve this issue and doesn’t want the courts to short-circuit it?
Certain citizen-subjects wish to test my benevolence, I see….
@Benedick: Oh honey, stop with the hope. We didn’t elect a unicorn, we elected a spray-painted mule with a cardboard horn. We should get over it.
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Wait. Eddie Murphy is pres? If so I am all kinds of up his ass. I love me some Eddie Murphy yo. Sup. (I’m making hand gestures) bro?
@Benedick: Wear your baseball cap like a grown-up, you freak.
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: The authorities here in NotTibet have informed me that it is neither wise nor lawful for me to clique on the linque to the models you ordered, but the googles tell me they are out there.
Don’t say we didn’t try – ¡feliz cumpleaños!
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Happy Birthday!
Normally, I wouldn’t be up at this hour, but my new friend from the Lehigh Valley (thanks, CallTrap) rang me at 3:49 AM. Welcome to you’re “doom.” Boosh.
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Filipino underwear models on parade 4 ur brisday!
ADD: Oh, Prince Stefan!
god, i love you people. been lurking and laughing but, much to nojo’s relief, cannot blabber here at my previous rate. my book is 50% written and i have just so many damn words in me a day, though RB would differ.
i wished our tommie a happy tommie day on FB. it’s astounding how much time can by wasted there! when you are trying to do something else! i may take up farming and join a mafia. and is my benedick black now? mama! YO!
who said, “writing is easy. you just sit down at the page and open a vein”
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Birthday? Here ya go. Shirtless Japanese metal singer – Kyo of Dir En Grey
“Toguro”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPT9Gq9wSn0&feature=related
@baked: I seriously want to have a small farm.
Okay. That’s it! Who the fuck is playing bagpipes at 9:30 in the fucking morning?
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Happy Birthday, Your Worship.
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Happy birthday dear Tommy, here’s some Daniel Dae Kim to start your morning.
And, this: “We didn’t elect a unicorn, we elected a spray-painted mule with a cardboard horn. “
You made coffee come out my nose.
@baked: Sounds like something Woody Allen would say.
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Happy Birthday, my liege. may it be filled with hot Asian boys satisfying your every whim. Doesn’t the Mouse have a ride like that at D-land?
@JNOV: A small farm (with a good water supply) is all I want as well.
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Happy Birthday!
Spray-painted unicorn indeed. Not to mention the visible fly-fishing-twine connected to the joints and such.
@PedonatorUSA: I think we should start working on a plan.
I’m just wondering if that news report is true that the fire dept had to be called when the candles on Catt’s cake were lighted? The blaze being so intense.
@Benedick: Yes, yes it is. They were very nice young men.
Whatever do they do for your birthday? Cordon off the block?
@Benedick: @Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: MWAHS! Cordoning off the block won’t keep zee franch at bay. Just throw a pack of cigarettes in their midst and watch the feeding frenzy.
I’m annoyed that Sarah Wayne Callies is in my new show. She annoyed the hell outta me in Prison Break (a show that should have ended after the first season).
Carry on.
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: Be wary of firefighters. They’re the reason I got bounced.
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: I don’t think I remember. It’s been such a long time since I’ve had one. But it’s always nice to get a visit from young men with long hoses.
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