Vote for Me, I Know You Don’t Like Me

eMeg is now trailing Attorney General Moonbeam by 13 points in the race for California Governor according to the LA Times, despite (or because of) her infusion of more than $140 million of her own money in the race.

What better time for her to pull out a Hail Mary move than to run an ad that rivals Christine O’Donnell’s “I’m not a witch” ad?

Meg’s opening line: “I know many of you see this election as an unhappy choice between a longtime politician with no plan for the future and a billionaire with no government experience.”

So vote for the billionaire!


Happy choice, Meg. It’s a happy choice.

What? No pictures of Sons Rapey and Douchey?

@ManchuCandidate: There are pictures of them when they were wee lads, terrorizing Menlo-Atherton High* and cared for by the illegal nanny.

*Can the Deadheads identify which member of the Dead went to M-A? And for bonus points, can anyone name the 70s rock band featuring two grads of M-A?

Awfully convenient of her to leave off the tail end of that parallel construction:

“a billionaire with no government experience and a plan to finish looting the rest of the state’s economy before the rubes figure it out and pick up their “Made in China” pitchforks and torches“.

sMeg needs to get serious and just offer everyone $100 bucks each to vote for her. “Face it. You and your pathetic state are fucked and this $100 bill may be the only thing standing between you and starvation. I have the $100 bill and you have the vote I need. This is called commerce and this is what makes America fucking great. My storm troopers will be giving out carbon paper and ballot copies. You produce the carbon copy of a vote for me and you’ll get one of these and an orange vest that will signal my polling place snipers to let you live. Hahahahahahahahaha!”

She was pretty as a young’un, but it’s about time she brought that hairdon’t into the 21st century. Maybe add some bangs to get that fivehead under control.

Also, sweater around the shoulders, Meg? OHN.

@Jamie: She’s at least finally using some hair product to eliminate the static electricity fly-away

@Dodger: Or we’re just married to Deadheads. Can you name the other ’70s band?

@SanFranLefty: The Eagles? Are they even from California?

@mellbell: No. I think only one of them was from California – Don Felder. Glenn Frey is from MI, Henley from TX, Walsh from OH and the others I don’t care about.

@jwmcsame: That explains why the Arizona Cult of Stevie never included a high school claiming to be her alma mater. It all makes sense now.

BTW: for bonus points, who was governor of California 30 years ago? ;)

For MOAR bonus points, count how many years each party has held the seat the last 30 years, and wonder if eMeg realizes she’s slamming her *own* party’s head in the door with this one…

Does anyone think Matt Lauer will have the ovaries to ask the Governator why he’s not endorsing eMeg?

@jwmcsame: Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

I will accept an “I am not a witch” ad from Meg only if she proves it by the Monty Python method.

@SanFranLefty: not really, i cheated by googling up your question. since an honest mans pillow is his piece of mind, please give my trophy and cash prize to the runner up or the homeless or both if the runner up is homeless.

damn google makes life too easy. you can even breeze through the ny times sunday crossword with it.

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