Let James O’Keefe Plan Your Next Party!
Our guest columnist has a better imagination than we do.
Equipment needed
a. Video
1. hidden cams on the boat
2. tripod and overt recorder near the bed, an obvious sex tape machine
b. Props
1. condom jar
2. dildos
3. Music
a. Alicia keys
b. 80s romance songs, things that are typically James
c. avoid Marvin Gaye as too cliche
4. lube
5. ceiling mirror
6. posters and paintings of naked women
7. playboys and pornographic magazines
8. candles
9. Viagra and stamina pills
10. fuzzy handcuffs
11. blindfold
c. if CNN gets advance warning
If CNN gets advance warning and you find this out, you should simply cancel the operation, period.
Fake pimp from ACORN videos tries to ‘punk’ CNN correspondent [CNN]
Who wins?
Andrew Breightbart.
It’s like “From Russia With Love” starring Pepe Le Pew instead of James Bond.
Having seen a picture it’s fairly astonishing he should think he could ‘seduce’ anyone without a roofie. Delusions caused by massive consumption of Cheetos in low-light conditions (aka mom’s basement) perhaps?
@Benedick Arnuldsson Manpants:
Too many James Bond movies.
What was the plan here? To seduce this woman or embarrass her?
Wait. I think I answered my own question. He was going to embarrass her by seducing her.
Good plan.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Complete with the “bow chicka bow bow” music…
@SanFranLefty: “Why is there a pair of feet and a wahwah pedal below the curtain?”
from wikiP:
Porn groove (or porno groove) is a term used to describe the music soundtrack to pornographic films, or a genre of music that imitates such music. The electric guitar with wah-wah pedal is the most common instrument associated with porn groove, and synonymous with the genre. Simple, often minimalistic-sounding drums, with the rim knock sound being commonly associated with porn groove. In some movies such as the popular and influential Deep Throat, the film is cut with the music in mind, making the ‘thrust’ in the scenes ‘flow’ with the music.[1]
In the ID3 genre notation for MP3 music files, “Porn Groove” is a predefined option.
Boudreau should have just kicked this maggot O’Keefe to death and taken a shit on his face. Not to defame maggots.
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