Christine O’Donnell Patents Innovative Anti-Masturbation Device
Sure, we could tell you what’s going on here, but that would ruin the beauty of the final line of the actual caption:
Eventually, five hours after he first got stuck, Wang was freed.
You don’t really want to know more. You don’t need to know more.
The week in pictures: 24 September 2010 [Telegraph UK, via Daring Fireball]
I dunno if the PTO would accept the construction of a house around an arm as a novel device, much less as a counter-masturbation instrument.
It’s like I never left.
And is there honey still for tea?
But his left hand is free.
He said “wang.”
Random middle aged guy memory: Back in ’76, I used to hang out with a friend whose dad was a lawyer in Paris. As such, he had all the fancy office equipment, including a Wang Office Information System, what would later be called a “word processor” as was the style at the time.
“My father has a Wang,” she said, somewhat haughtily one day.
“Most men do,” I replied.
Re: picture – Worst glory hole ever.
Re: picture. Thing has a new career as a plumber.
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