Midnight at the Stinque Copy Desk

Christine O’Donnell pulls it off

I’m in DC for a quick meeting; not sure I have time to go to Delaware and choke the chicken.

O’Donnell’s single handed polishes off Castle.

L’Onanette Sits on Own Face

O’Donnell Reaches For Levers of Power

I am two minutes into Carl Paladino’s piss-on-the-opponent’s-face speech and it’s literally a string of cliches, starting with Howard Beale’s deranged battle cry. He doesn’t seem face-bitingly psycho, though. Can we count on him for some certifiable crayzee this fall?

@FlyingChainSaw:
Considering he wants to put poors in concentration camps… yes.

@ManchuCandidate: What an asshole. The real teabagger position is to sell hunting licenses for poor people, so that Galtians can hunt them from helicopters.

@FlyingChainSaw:
I suspect it would be like the movie Zardoz (Sean Connery in a loin cloth) except even dumber.

BTW, I make one small comment comparing Ben Nelson to a pile of festering monkey shit and Google Ads sends me a a volunteer with monkeys ad.

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O’Donnell, her hands are clean

What in the hell is that janky ass vinyl banner behind her during her victory speech? Nothing says “hey kids, let’s put on a show!” than a poorly hung crap-ass vinyl banner.

O’Donnel turns Delaware into the Blue Balls State. Goody goody two-shoes, the anti-wanking wingnut. Sister Christine, keeper of the Holy Hymen.

Christine O’Donnell Blows Off Joe Scarborough
Christine O’Donnell Firmly Against a Stimulus Package

@FlyingChainSaw:

Objectivists, darling.

I can’t wait for this midterm thing to get up to full steam. I really don’t think the Republicans are going to know what hit them. The media has them snookered.

Meanwhile in NH, Ovide Lamontagne (Silly Party) finally lost to Kelly Ayotte (Slightly Silly Party).

@nojo: Talibunny must be goose stepping all over the kitchen today.

@FlyingChainSaw: Poor Paladino. His big day of Crazee is being overwhelmed by someone even Crazeer. But we’ll get to his Dickens Solution for poverty in due course.

And I would totally hit that Christine Gedgaudas – ski jump nose, big 80s hair … and she’s probably done 25 or 30 guys since that video was made. Maybe even David Vitter.

@blogenfreude: Bet you a buck she’s a screamer. Like psycho. And a neck biter.

@FlyingChainSaw: I’m thinking she’s more one of those Nnn, Nnnnn, NNNNNNN!!! types. But I’d love to find out.

@FlyingChainSaw: And why are they all called Christine?

@blogenfreude: No, she’s a real-life ‘IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH FUCKING CUM IN MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!’ full-bore neck-biting screamer and back-hair ripper outer.

@blogenfreude: God’s plan.

@FlyingChainSaw: you are probably right.

@blogenfreude: Heh.

Christine O’Donnell masters baiting.