This Caption Contest Is OVAH
(Mind you: she still could win in November. Delaware is small, and filled with banks and Fortune 500 companies willing to give true patriots their country back, at a slight discount, while still retaining a huge profit margin and a substantial ROI. But, for tonight, the jokes just write themselves. God Bless America.)
ADD: Let’s play another game… instapoll time, with responses in the comments, please:
If a guy already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why is Christine O’Donnell in the picture?
[Note: responses along the line of “she’s holding the camera wrong” are not acceptable, on account of obviousness. There’s already one obvious joke in this post; two are not required. Thank you.]