Stop Masturbating!

This is so tragic. Delaware will have a virtually homeless insane person as one of their Senators. When’s the next bus to New Zealand.

And Rachel unearthed the actual video, which apparently had not been previously available.

@nojo: I was watching – we have to post that ASAP. Insane ….

Castle is conceding, and losing it ….

Chatroulette should sponsor a global wackathon for Christine O’Donnell.

The Anti-Onanist.

Onanette!

Can we call her Onanette?

What would she do with the naked senator from Massachusetts? The guy who poses for porno mags and stands around for soft-core photographs with his daughters?

@FlyingChainSaw: I would participate …

And something just hit me – now that she’s gone truly national, there must be some ex-boyfriend out there with photos or a sex tape. Anyone that uptight has to let their sex freak out. The ex was probably waiting to see if she one, as the value of his evidence would increase tenfold.

And NH Tea Partier is ahead of GOP-endorsed Ayotte for … some office …. And the insane Carl Palladino might beat Rick Lazio here in NY – he’s the one who says poor people should be put in camps to learn, among other things, hygiene.

@blogenfreude: Wow, what a radical. Poor people should be kept for target practice by rich people.

Who’s the Democrat running against her?

@blogenfreude: I’ll probably run it in the morning, presuming it gets posted on Rachel’s site tonight. The transcript’s been out for awhile, but nothing beats the horse’s mouth.

@Mistress Cynica: Coons.

No, really: Coons.

@Mistress Cynica: “New Castle County Executive Chris Coons …”

What does this mean? People really want to send this psycho to DC? They just want to give the finger to Washington? They agree no one in America should touch their own genitals?

Does political masturbation count?

So I was gonna watch CNN for awhile, but then Coop announced that Erick the Red was a guest bloviator, and now I’m listening to jazz.

@FlyingChainSaw: Yes. Miss Self-Abstinence is what passes for an anti-establishment candidate.

@FlyingChainSaw: Let’s frenchify it a bit and go with l’onanette-. For teh class of it all.

@Tommmcatt Cannot Be Arsed To Think About Sharon Angle: L’Onanette Demands Recount! Vaseline Riots in Newcastle!

Yes, it seems to work for headlines.

Larry Flynt Commissions Full-Body Auto Masturbator for L’Onanette!

Tiny turnout.

As the actress said to the bishop.

@Tony Blair Witch Project: Specifically, about 58,000 votes cast, or about half the population of Eugene.

Took a few clicks to find the numbers. All the reports provide percentages, so the bloviators can claim Significance in the results.

With Mike Castle gone Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins are the last two national Republicans left who are to the left of Goldwater.

http://www.wgmd.com/?p=9496

Great interview with L’Onanette – interviewer catches her in all sorts of lies.

Hilarious!

Apparently O’Donnell has a lot of financial issues – paying rent w/ money raised for previous campaigns and similar. Coons will have to be careful, but it he’s clever, he should be able to crush her using that information and her aversion to, ah, self abuse.

L’Onanette smiles like someone who masturbates so much that she’s caused herself brain damage.

@blogenfreude: Apparently Castle went negative big time, and it backfired. Take nothing for granted — Angle and Randy are still in the running.

And Rick Lazio can’t even win against a potty-mouthed contractor.

I am certainly relieved — Barney Frank, my Congressman, beat the dining room table 84% to 13% — yay!

P.S.: Here’s the link to the Onanette’s MTV video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzHcqcXo_NA

As the great political philosopher Winston Wolf once put it: “let’s not start sucking each others’ dicks quite yet.”

This is Delaware. That means banks. And Big Pharma. And just about every damn member of the Fortune 500. Thanks to Citizens United, every last one of them is going to be in on this.

I think they’re going to run out of lovey-dovey committee names — “Delaware Citizens For Prosperity,” “Freedom Delaware,” “First Staters For Free Enterprise,” and so on. And, of course, never forget the fact that Dems have a way with blowing things.

The GOP could leave Delaware for dead and she may still eke out a win. And we may be stuck with this loon for six years. Point is: this ain’t over.

@karen marie: Actually, the most disturbing thing about that video was the Joan Osborne overlay. Wrong on several different levels, but also reminded me of my spotty, brooding high school moments. And of the time when I actually watched MTV with any regularity. Disturbing.

NRSC blows off O’Donnell.

@karen marie: This is deeply twisted stuff and now I feel bad for saying teasing things about her. At the end, she sounds like she doesn’t understand why a guy would want to pestork her or a hypothetical Christine after he found out he can reach his genitals with his own hands. Which indicates that there is a sex tape of her out there and likely the other protagonist in it walks on four legs.

@FlyingChainSaw: SEXIST!

BTW: Allow me to be the first to demand a debate in the Delaware Senate race. Air it late night on C-SPAN, and I’ll watch. Even better, have David Gregory put this clown on Sunday morning TV and have him ask, “so… whacking off. Why is it bad?” THIS MUST HAPPEN.

If she cared about eliminating masturbation she’d help out by pulling on some schlongs herself or encouraging good christian women to give a tug for god, yeah, pull a pud for jesus.

Is she married? Are we supposed to believe she’s a 41-year-old virgin who’s never handled the good china? OMG, is she the good looking version of Kathryn Lopez?!

ETA: Alas, there is no honor among virgins. KJL distances herself from the Pretty One. https://twitter.com/kathrynlopez/status/24538217396

Is she? Is she burning, then, in the biblical sense – or accidentally pouring beef gravy over her genitals while the dog is around? You know, the way god wants her to.