What Cheney Knew, and When Cheney Knew It
With the holiday weekend almost upon us, please enjoy this festive clip of The Former Vice War Criminal of These United States explaining exactly what would happen if Our Glorious Republic toppled Saddam Hussein.
What? Oh, we’re sorry. Turns out that’s not very festive at all. We regret our profound lapse in editorial judgment.
Here, please enjoy instead this festive clip of Very Big Kitties getting majorly stoned on catnip. Unlike The Former Vice War Criminal of These United States, they have a pulse.