Anchor Zombies Are a Menace to America

[Minneapolis Star Tribune, via PourMeCoffee]

The camo tie-die shirt that I got from Son of RML is effective against zombies.

@Capt Howdy: Mounted on the end of a 10 foot length of chain. You duct-tape down the safety and swing it over your head with everything you got. You have to keep the swing speed up to a good pace to slice through the zombies instead of getting buried in one of them and giving any others attacking you a chance to eat your brains. With much shorter chains, you can use this technique with two chainsaws but you have to be in good shape to pull it off.

oh dear god. Im hip.
if they could only see me today. fluorescent pink pride shirt, cut off bib overalls and Vibrams.

@Capt Howdy: Second Benedick’s motion for a picture. Your outfit sounds indescribable.

@Capt Howdy: Howdy’s a rodeo clown?

“The rubber butt pad is a good fit.” – Why you guys should watch gun reviews on TV.

Back from doing groovy Indian stuff in the ancestral homeland. Update to follow at Martini-thirty RML Daylight Time.

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