Take Two Of These And Call Us In The Morning
We really can’t recommend enough the comfort and health benefits of burying your head under a stack of pillows. Not only does it drown out the goddam fucking idiocy that passes for our national discourse, it’s also much safer than shoving dinner utensils in your ears.
Plus, you can also pound the shit out of them during those Special Moments when your nation’s leaders act like a bunch of craven bastards, and they’ll still retain their gentle fluffiness when you’re ready to hold them to your mouth and scream the anguish of utter hopelessness.
Also available in industrial sizes.
I’ll take the alt text advice.
U! S! AAAAAAA!!!!!
When your founders stated separation of church and state. They should have included idiots as well.
also useful for biting
Is there a portable version that I can just wrap around my head as I go through my day?
@ManchuCandidate: Something you said triggered Mel Gibson movies to come up in the not-MSNBC Amazon window. Heh.
Whatsamatter, Nojo, puppy pictures didn’t work?
@SanFranLefty: I also have a fine selection of Mel’s movies – unfortunately no Mad Max – in the Amazon ad, but the not-MSNBC ad is telling me to invest in oil and gas wells. The ad mentions a High Return Potential. Somebody mistaking Stinque for the Carlyle Group?
stupid movie but this still makes me laugh every time I see it
@Capt Howdy: Ex-gay therapy at its finest.
@Prommie: Believe it or not, Nojo and I did not coordinate on these two back-to-back posts, though they raise identical themes. I’m sure he wrote this one hours before I wrote the puppeh post.
@Capt Howdy: No pillow fucks with Robert DeNiro.
@FlyingChainSaw:
not twice anyway
@SanFranLefty: Great minds and all that.
Hear Hear!
@SanFranLefty: Good thing I didn’t run with my alternate idea: Kitties.
But I already did that. Two years ago. After the DNC credentials meeting.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?