Annals of Spontaneous Combustion
Rahm Emanuel has been documented referring to Washington as “Fucknutsville” since at least November 2008. Why it’s suddenly today’s hot Twitter meme is beyond us. But heck, buy the mug.
“Dipshitburg”?
This is probably as good a place as any to mention the short film I worked on as part of Penguins 3 (which opens this Saturday, for any Seattle Stinquers reading this). It’s highly sacrilicious. The title? A Children’s Book of Revelations.
Special secret bonus detail: the opening scene takes place in my living room.
@IanJ: My favorite part is Daisy as the Beast.
Daisy is, as you may have guessed, about 10 inches long, from nose to tail, and ridiculously cute. She made a good Beast.
@IanJ:
Brilliant!!!
@IanJ: A “Whore of Babylon” children’s pageant would be awesome.
@IanJ: I think the video deserves its own post here…
@SanFranLefty: Knock yourself out. I’d love to see this thing become popular. I’ll go down in the annals of history as a grip on a tiny but hilarious production.
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0