American Snooker Standings
|Andrew Breitbart||Playing an impressive three matches at once, snookered the NAACP, Roland Martin,
and the Obama Administration.
|Fox News||Executed a stunning bank shot by snookering
the Obama Administration on both sides
of the Sherrod Smear.
|BP||Despite early setback, now poised to snooker American politicians and courts.|
|Sarah Palin||Attempted to snooker followers over the
NYC Mosque, but penalized for self-snookering over Shakespearean neologisms.
|Glenn Beck||Sidelined while Major League Snooker investigates charges that he’s really Andy Kaufman.|
|Barack Obama||Still trying to snooker supporters by proclaiming watered-down reform bills "historic measures," despite diminishing returns.|
|Apple||Snookered us good, since we still lurve our latest iGadget. But we’ll take the free case.|
NAACP: Breitbart ‘snookered’ us [Politico]
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