6,000, Give or Take 4.5 Billion

Rand Paul showed up at the Christian Homeschool Educators of Kentucky conference on Friday. If you have better things to do than sit through a nine-minute clip — and who doesn’t? — the fun begins right at the start:

Question: “How old is the world?”

Answer: “I’m going to pass on the age of the Earth.”

Thank you, Dr. Science.

Remember: He’s not a real opthamologist!

Rand Paul refuses to say how old the earth is [Barefoot and Progressive]

Wow. I thought idiotic fundies who believed the world was 6000 years old were just about the dumbest of the wide, wide world of dumbfucks. I stand corrected – conservative douchebags who aren’t even willing to stand up for teh crazee while implying they believe it have taken the cake.

Of course, the irony of Randy Paul defending an industry based on the fossilized remains of millions year old plant life is lost on both the conference goers and Paul.

@al2o3cr: That’s what Rand gets for buying the off-brand dog whistles.

What a fucking pussy. It’s exactly one bowel movement interval in age, having been shat out of the cosmic turtle during an irritable bowel episode. Get it right, asshole!

@ManchuCandidate: There you go with that crazee science talk again. (“Science” is even spelt unAmerkin-like.) Don’t you know that oil was given to us by the baby Jesus?

Its beautiful, the media has him boxed in, the story on him is he says ridiculous things, so he is so under a microscope, and now he is so afraid of another humiliation, that he cannot get away with pandering to the fundies. If not for the narrative that the media has decided to run with, he would be able to get away with giving them what they want, but now he is afraid to, and they are so fucking nuts, they will reject him for not doing it. yay!

Thats the ugly thing about the mainstream media these days, they have a pack mentality, once an accepted narrative about a candidate develops, everything they do is twisted to fit the narrative, Gore is a liar, for example, for saying that his mom sang the ILGW song, and inventing the internet.

@Promnight: And yet, the people of Kentucky will elect him to the Senate. Funny how that works.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Where’s that guy’s site with the sine wave? Will investigate!

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Ho! Ho! Ho! Not meant for the epileptic! At least he gives a date range.

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