South Carolina Douchebag Derby Update
Fearing that Arizona was stealing the spotlight as The Most Batshit State in the Nation (Florida having long since ceded the race), South Carolina’s pack of Thoroughbred Assholes have been fighting hard to maintain the Palmetto State’s title.
Two SC Republican operatives have positioned themselves for a Fantasy Threesome with a GOP gubernatorial candidate, setting her up for the GILF Crown before she even achieves office. But Nikki Haley, a comely Sikh lass who switched to the One True Religion, isn’t stopping there — she’s managed to draw in State Senator Jake Knotts for a douchebag triple-play:
Knotts says he believed Haley has been set up by a network of Sikhs and was programmed to run for governor of South Carolina by outside influences in foreign countries. He claims she is hiding her religion and he wants the voters to know about it.
“We got a raghead in Washington; we don’t need one in South Carolina,” Knotts said more than once. “She’s a raghead that’s ashamed of her religion trying to hide it behind being Methodist for political reasons.”
The fact that Knotts supports her opponent is completely irrelevant to his judgment, of course.