South Carolina Douchebag Standings
| Entrant | Latest Play | Analysis | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Joe Wilson | Raised $1.3 million since calling President a liar | And Demrat opponent has raised $1.5 million. TV sets will be smoking next year in Columbia. |
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Mark Sanford | Claims he hiked the trail for only a weekend | Two months on, he’s still the LuvGuv, proving his prowess in the sexual-political biathlon. |
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Jim DeMint | "Welcome to Waterloo!" | Always the douchemaid, never the douche. Whenever he douches, there’s always another Republican to out-douche him. |
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Salem Columnist takes a shit from a great height on G.I. “Joe”.
If this guy is correct then the money raised is in large part to Bekc.
http://salem-news.com/articles/september122009/draft_wilson_df_9-12-09.php
It’s some sort of comment when Lindsay Graham isn’t even a finalist.
Oklahoma still brings the most stupid (Inhofe/Coburn/etc.), but South Carolina is still in it.
Isn’t Graham a gay-bashing gay? Can’t he and Bauer qualify at least as a duet in the douchebag competition? Just in the name of fairness and stuff.
@SanFranLefty: I’m saving Lindsey for my upcoming novelization, A Confederacy of Douchebags.
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