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Glenn Beck: too emotionally unstable. G. Gordon Liddy: Will shoot the audience. Dick Cheney: Ditto. Meghan McCain as Vanna White: Too sane to pull this shit. Rush Limbaugh: Too busy masturbating to pictures of Ronald Reagan. Other suggestions?

PS: I have to write a paper about Friedman’s The World is Flat, and I have to “define globalization” based on this, argue with him, whatever. The prof. was not clear. Any suggestions that don’t use the word “asshole” in the paper?

@rptrcub: A professor is making you read that dreck? Sorry. Does that mean you have to read the book?

@rptrcub:
Smegma?

I feel for you cubby. I knew a guy who insisted I read that book. I did, at the bookstore, and instantly regretted reading the 10 pages or so.

@rptrcub: Meghan’s reaching (reached?) Representative age, isn’t she?

@SanFranLefty: I read it of my own choosing, unfortunately, in order to actually make coherent arguments. I regret the time I wasted and the fact that I had to sit through the video lecture Fried gave at MIT. At least I finished the damn book.

@ManchuCandidate: I refused to pay for it — that, my friends, is why libraries exist. In order not to give further royalties to douchesacks.

@mellbell: I wonder if she’s all mavericky like her pop. At least on gay marriage, she is.

@ManchuCandidate: “The foul-smelling, cheeselike, sebacious secretion that collects under the foreskin and around the clitoris.” I memorized the definition in college and I have never forgotten, though I do not know my dogs’ names nor Mrs. Prom’s birthday.

Little Ricky might have trouble taking Massachusetts:

Specifically, here’s what Santorum wrote about the church pedophile scandal on a religious website called Catholic Online. ”When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political, and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm.”

Oh, Santorum would bring four times the Tancredo Crazy, that would be awesomes! Imagine Ricky, Palin and Jindal in a debate with any other collection of Rethugs you can project for 2012.

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: And Cheney. Imagine him leading the ticket with Rickface as VP.

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: A friend stuck in Mississippi thinks Haley may go after the nomination. Mint juleps all round!

@blogenfreude: Yes, of course, Harvard made Father Geoghan rape little kids.

@The Nabisco Quiver are Go!: Don’t forget Michele Bachman – she said that she’s going to run if Jesus calls her to it.

@SanFranLefty: Santorum/Bachmann? Bachmann/Santorum? Cheney/Bachmann? Bachmann/Cheney?

@FlyingChainSaw: Oh, totes Palin/Bachmann. Vote crazy-eyes in 2012!

@IanJ: Oh, yes, I can see them on the platform at the RNC, shrieking for the rapture and then turning to eat the other’s face.