Now We Understand How Carly Ran H-P Into the Ground

You would expect the CEO of a major technology company to understand a few things about — what’s that called? — ah, yes: science.

Maybe that’s another reason why she’s the former CEO.


Nothing more dangerous in high tech than a Philosophy Major with an MBA.

BTW, what’s the deal with her hair? Who is her stylist? Susan Powter?

@ManchuCandidate: What? Philosophy? Dodger and I need to pay her a visit.

No fucking way am I watching that lemon-sucking face for 32 seconds.

Speaking of science — engineering, actually — here’s the latest from the geniuses at BP, courtesy of the NY Times: “A technician involved in the effort said that the wire saw had cut less than halfway through the riser when it stopped being effective. The technician, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to comment on the work, said that it appeared that there was other material in the riser — including, perhaps, some of the objects pumped into the well during the failed “top kill” procedure last week — that was dulling the saw.”

Looks like the engineers assumed (not that I’m innocent of that.)

@ManchuCandidate: I’m too lazy to find it now, but, as SFL previously pointed out, Carly’s hair is still growing back following chemotherapy last spring.

@ManchuCandidate: BTW, what’s the deal with her hair? Who is her stylist? Susan Powter?

Darling, welcome to the gay world. We’re thrilled to have you. I know it’s been a hard coming out but here you are. Yay! HF and I will be there instanter to give you the rule book and toaster and guide to recruitment. If you’re still ‘questioning’ look how far noje has come. We are here for you.

We’re going to have to realign your underwear choices but think hockey garters and you’ll do fine.

Your first mission will be to hunt down the fag who did Carly’s brows and kill him. Just because you’re booked to do the next Titan shoot does not mean you can make a senatorial candidate look like Chi Chi La Rue (extreme homo reference that I don’t myself understand). That is just not right.

A woman who would look you in the eye and spout such obvious dishonesty is also a woman who would piss on your back and tell you it’s raining.

darling, chi chi la rue: john leguizamo in “wong foo…”

Actually, Pentagon study groups, Army War College and scholars at the Naval Post-Graduate School have been writing about his as fact for years. Some of the same institutions and veterans of the intelligence agencies went infrared with dissent when Reagan’s crazies started funding Bin Laden’s people in their proto-Qaeda days. Does this crazy lady have anyone on her staff who is older than 20 years old or maybe actually read something about national security besides Bill Kristol columns or Richard Perle novels or plot summaries of ’24’ episodes?

Heh. So, I’m an honorary gay?

One day, we (str8ts) will make you appreciate Sport for Sport and not for the men who play it.

@mellbell: That doesn’t explain the face that makes even Chucky weep.

Oh and BTW, NSFanything whatsoever.

@baked: I cannot abide Wong Foo, because I saw Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, first, and I hate copycat movies. In this year’s Oscars, Bridges won for the country music version of The Wrestler, like I said, I hate copycat.


Who died and made Mary Matalin and James Carville experts on oil spill management? Don’t those people have plastic surgeons they need to see?

Ya know, I always thought myself severely metrosexual, and yet, I never get any honorary gay kudos. Its kinda reassuring, in a way, but also not, because I also think myself above even thinking of anyone in terms of gay or not. You’re all just people to me. I didn’t even realize, when I followed this group from Wonkette, that I was joining a group, the only social circle in my life, that is majority-gay. Which is to say, I have always enjoyed all of you all, without even the hint of that self-conscious open-mindedness thing, you know, the “I am so liberal and correct, that all my internet friends are gay, even the women, who are all transgendered male homosexuals.” I just thought you all were brilliant, and fun, and funny.

And who is the lady standing in for Rod Serling in this video?

My opponent is a known heterosexual, and his sister is a practicing thespian.

@ManchuCandidate: Yes. ‘Honorary’ You want HF HQ to break the news to your parents or will you? Anual dues are $13,000. But that covers weekend retreat with Anderson Cooper on how to renovate a firehouse and Stephen Schwartz on how to make megabucks off faghags and optimize your listing on

@Promnight: You are no way a homo. But nice try. We all love you but you are seriously straight. Unlike Manchu. We’re all so proud of him coming out as a muscle bottom. This is his day. O Canada!

@Benedick: I am very male, gender-wise, but so are most of you gay guys, maybe even more so. There’s the great stupidity of our homophobic culture, assuming being gay means being feminine. Many of you gay guys have a macho going that is underappreciated. Puts hetero macho to shame, even.

@FlyingChainSaw: Do not want. I need pretty.

@Promnight: Best dad in the world. Ok. Also RML. OK. Best dad on Jersey shore.

@Benedick: Cities in flames look nice from a few miles off.

I know I’m too contrary to earn any special gay kudos, but damn, boys, you make me wet want a group hug or something.

The not-hunky plumber just left an hour ago and I didn’t get to go out to play stinque-up with Nojo and SFL and something is missing in my life.

@Serolf Divad: Also, Serolf, you know I just love to twist your nipple when you come off all DNC-enforcery; at least I hope you do. Now piss on my back!

@PedonatorUSA: I knew he wouldn’t be a hunk. Nojo and I missed you, though we wound up going some place way less chi chi than you had suggested. There were men and women screaming at Sport on the television.

@SanFranLefty: Horrors! I just hope you kept your virtue intact.

@PedonatorUSA: Nobody ever cares about my virtue.

Also, you know, I don’t fucking care if she survived cancer (good for her! I’m sure she had the very best medical care money can buy!).

It’s been an unusually chilly late spring here in Sandy Eggo. Though I like that kind of thing, I’m frankly worried about the weather.

Meanwhile, the terrorists have killed my rule of law habeas corpus imagination. But it’s a small, small price to pay for that warm sense of paternal security comfort.

@PedonatorUSA: Chilly? Quitcher bitchin and go north if you want to experience unseasonable chilliness.

@nojo: Because nobody questions your virtue. You are like some divine being in the blogosphere, remarkably able to post at least one new thing each day.

@SanFranLefty: Dude, I lived in Alaska for two years. And yet my best winters were the summers I lived in San Francisco. (Twain rolls in his grave.)

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