Stories We’re Ignoring In Favor of Running This Silly Video
1. Meet the New Neighbor.
Yes, Talibunny didn’t lose a moment yet again nailing herself to a cross over it, but Joe McGinniss moving in next door to write a book about her is a little creepy.
2. Meet the Old Flame.
We did touch on the South Carolina wingnut blogger who claims an affair with the South Carolina wingnut gubernatorial candidate, but we’re still waiting for him to post the goods. Evidence that a reporter was racing him to the scoop isn’t fun enough.
3. Meet the Loser.
Somewhere in Idaho there was a primary congressional candidate who was so off the wall, we couldn’t bother ourselves to help him with the federal status of Puerto Rico. If he had won, we might have had a change of heart.
4. Meet the Boring Pseudo-Scandals.
A politician who isn’t Shrub or Saint Ronnie gets his military record confused, and the New York Times pretends to be outraged. Another politician whose name will forever be associated with a Sid & Marty Krofft creature says the White House offered to buy him off with a political appointment, and Dick Morris can’t contain his orgasm.
5. Meet the Conditional, We’ll See, Ask Your Father DADT Repeal.
Actually, we were going to ignore that one anyway.