There are only so many ways to call her a fucking moron.
@ManchuCandidate: Carla Bruni knows seven ways.
In other news, the Kentucky Libertarian Party is considering fielding a candidate against Rand Paul. On the one hand, a libertarian candidate would not likely get more than 1% of the vote (and even non-Rasmussen polls have Paul ahead by a considerable margin), and those votes could well come at the expense of Jack Conway. On the other hand, it could force Paul to elaborate on some of his, shall we say, less appealing political beliefs.
@mellbell: There’s more Randy Fun in the news today, which I’ll get to later if reality doesn’t intrude.
Snarkers everywhere have nearly exhausted their thesauri. It’s a total crisis! We’re gonna have to just stone-cold start makin’ up outraged slurs: idiosole… mortard… dumbux… World’s Wealthiest Living Brain Donor… hypo-encephalitic retread… help me out here, comrades.
@Original Andrew: Try adding “anous” or “inus” as a suffix.
wombus… nimbus… dingtard… goosegghead!
To paraphrase Frank Zappa: “What’s the ugliest part of her body? Some say her nose, some say her toes, but I think it’s her mind.”
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?