Oh, Sure, Blame the Spider
“A tourist’s holiday skinny dip turned sour after he was reportedly bitten on the penis by a venomous spider. The 22-year-old Canadian fell asleep in the sand dunes after swimming nude at a beach in New Zealand’s far north. He woke to find his penis swollen and painful, with a bite mark on the shaft.” [Sydney Morning Herald, via CheapBoy]
Just imagine what would happen if he fell asleep naked at the GOP National Convention.
Some pictures of this naked 22 year old Canadian would be helpful…
Canadian Tourist
Sat on a towel,
Exposing his curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside him
And bit down and inflamed his whey.
In related not-Australian news, I’m happy to see Rhys Darby making some change pitching for… um… IBM? Whatever.
@nojo: HP? I’m pretty sure it’s HP.
Clicking on this post made the not-msnbc ad change from girl in pretty, pretty dress to cockroaches.
@mellbell: I think you’re right. But it shows what they taught me in J-school advertising class decades ago: If you don’t make the brand the star, you’re in trouble.
Wait, are they sure it was a spider? Where is cheapboy lately anyway?
Wait, Canadians have penises? I did not know that.
Wait, was this Canadian just hired to carry somebody’s bags?
@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Wasn’t me. I’ve had a change, so to speak. Would be lipstick marks not a bite mark. :)
@CheapGirl: No way! Congratulations?
@CheapBoy: Great. Now I have to redo the demographics for the advertisers.
Thanks folks. But not had the re-assignment surgery. Just realised that I’m not a male, and wishing I had more hair.
And looking at shoes in shop windows is now a joy rather than a chore.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon @nojo: But that's our press.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon It’s the Narrative that’s straining me. Goes back sixty years now, to the Making of the…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon @ManchuCandidate: And the funny thing is that we all know there’s a chain reaction legislative…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Qev's going to Ride or Die with Santos and Marge.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon @¡Andrew!: 2022 is now the ocean’s hottest year in the recorded history. Stored heat is building…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Another rich motherfucker can't accept losing. Bolo pulls a Trump, unleashes a wave of hopeless…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon The stupidest part was watching various MSM talking heads DEMAND that the Dems save the GOPers from…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon Lying media: And now back to declaring FLAWLESS VICTORY and demanding RED WAVE.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon Looks like 15 is it, after what may be the weirdest adjournment vote in history, if history tracked…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon These antics are delaying serious Republinazi bizniss, like:1. Ginning up fake investigations into…