We’re Doomed

Not everyone is endorsed by a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
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Mike Lee = Santorum clean-up?
Why am I not surprised? I just hope Mike Lee wipes the santorum off his face before his next presser.
Hahahahaha! First they get teabagged, then Santodomized. I guess he’s due for a dirty Sanchez.
But is there reciprocity? Does Mike Lee officially endorse santorum and the unnatural acts that create it? Is santorum even legal in Utah?
@PedonatorUSA: Mike Lee never met an unnatural act he didn’t like.
@JNOV: I don’t think Rick Sanchez’ “isn’t it too cold in Iceland for volcanoes” comment merits calling him “dirty”, counselor. Or dragging him into the cesspool of political despair that is Mike Lee (R), for that matter.
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SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)