Scrubbing Bubbles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw
The Better Marriage Blanket absorbs your farts with a special fabric — “the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons!”
[via Sully]
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ZOMG!
Do they make one for dogs? If so, I’m so there.
They forgot the sequence in which he is savagely digging into a huge meal of chili, clams and cabbage and wafting fetid farts at her – and she just chuckles and waves her hand with the kind of carefree aplomb of someone who knows she is protected from monster chili-clam-and-cabbage farts.
@Original Andrew: You can get pills.
Damn. Wish I’d done the read. I do awesome fart FX.
But good to know that romance is not dead.
But, but, does it provide protection against the dreaded “dutch oven” manouevre?
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