Play Him Off, iPad Cat!
Nobody on the Internet knows you’re Iggy.
[via a long chain ending with Blue Gal]
Next thing you know, we’ll have a Cat+Mouse app for iPad, aimed specifically at cats.
@IanJ:
Claw proof screens?
I mentioned this on Ye Olde Tome of Faces, but it seems fairly apropos to this site and recent discussions, if not specifically to a cat playing with an iPad:
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/041410/hate-government-and-taxes.gif
Married to the Sea is commonly witty, but this one sums up the whole Teabagger thing so well…
TJ/ Michele Crazy Eyes Bachmann’s Tea Party Rally Cost Taxpayers $14K
Is that how John Cage did it?
TJackityJack/ Orly Taitz client to be court martialed.
All right, now I want need one! So I can play with cats be even more productive.
BTW, anyone heard from the Capt? I’m worried about that fish with eggs in his mouth.
Kinda pricey for a cat toy …
The question wasn’t: if you pair a cat and the latest object of techno-lust will you have a hugely popular viral video? The question was: will the first massively popular iPad viral video feature a cat and an iPad or a baby and an iPad?
@Serolf Divad: Now, of course, every librarian in American will have to have an iPad for kitteh.
@JNOV: Speaking of Orly, she was abruptly disinvited from an East Bay TeaBagger Rally also featuring Carly “Fear the Demon Sheep” Fiorina.
It hasn’t hit Europe yet, has it? Or Japan?
I am holding out for a Gorilla with an iPad. That would be awesome.
@Serolf Divad: The baby iPad videos are out there, but I’ve been exercising restraint.
@Mistress Cynica:
i had no burning desire for one til i saw this…it’s a cat toy of course!
@Benedick:
yes, quite remarkable…is howdy the other proud daddy?
@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: I want to see a Republican with an iPad. Imagine how cute!
You can nail that closet door shut but the Inner Gay is going to come out somehow.
Ha thanks for the linky love.
Steve Jobs has invented the most expensive cat toy in the wooorld.
@Blue Gal: The Yoda Pez Book of Style says “linquey” but, hey, come around more often!
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