The Chris Matthews Band

[via Sully]

Oh dear. Further proof that Skynet is still a ways off.

This reminds me of the McLaughlin Group for some reason.

Breaking. Georgia raises legal age of masturbation to 32. Senator Chambliss cites virgins traumatized while on way to proms as they are handed across puddles by horny rough hands of masturbating demons. “It’s a great day for democracy,” the senator was heard to remark. Kleenex stock takes a dive on news.

@Benedick: I’m assuming that sex with farm animals is still OK at age 12.

@Dodgerblue: We still got freedom, dude. Freedom is awesome yo.

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