Ten Perfectly Innocent Things to Say About Sarah Palin

“Riot my uglies, riot!”
“I’ll get you and your speaker friend, too!”

Maybe it’s just me, but Sarah doesn’t seem so fresh faced anymore as she’s starting to really age (lots of lines and wrinkles on the face or makeup artists really hate her.)

Me “thinks” that her hold on US America ultra stupid bumpkins via starbursts has the same expiry date as her looks.

@ManchuCandidate: And I wonder if she hasn’t resuscitated revived her “Aww shucks” shtick too early in the game. Will that cutesy “hopey, changey thing” still be fresh by the fall, or is there a sweeps week on FOX that she’s shooting for?

OK, Southern and Texas ladies: “God bless her, _____________.”

Gun blogger at saysuncle.com (the friend of a friend, actually) can’t get over the sexism while applauding the increase in women shooters:

“More women turning to guns

“Good. Now, we need to teach those women some trigger discipline.”

Haw haw haw. I’m sure that will turn into a “bend her over and spank her” thread. “Now she can clean the house *and* my guns. Heh heh heh.” Assholes.

@ナビスコ: How’s Hopey/Changey working for me? Fucking Great! No Vice President Palin, for starters.

TJ: There are teabagger rappers?

We must discuss and research this more. My mind reels at the possibilities.

@SanFranLefty: Did you catch the kerfuffle over Talibunny’s planned Hitler Youth rally at CSU Stanislaus?

@redmanlaw: we need to teach those women some trigger discipline.

Usually it’s the men who suffer that problem.

@Pedo: yes I saw that. I think it was a commenter on SFgate who said “Why not just invite Paris Hilton to speak?” Talibunny will probably be attending casino and club openings for money like Paris or the Kardashian sisters within six months. Hell, Levi already is doing that.

@nojo: The inevitable “parallel parking/woman driver” crap came up:

” . . . maybe trigger discipline is like the ability to drive a car or parallel-park said car… ‘

And did everyone catch the news that Levi is shopping his own show around to compete with Sarah’s? Levi Johnston’s Last Frontier, featuring “pimped out snow machines with jet fuel in them” and “lots and lots of women”. Sounds like a whole lotta awesome.

My Tivo can’t wait.