Get Off My Lap, You Freaks

Does this other “Mike Lee” dude have a goatee, Nojo? For that matter, do you?

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: Mike Lee does not have a goatee. Neither does Mike Lee.

Fuck Mike Lee. Mike Lee makes me want to puke. I fucking hate that closet-case. If only he wasn’t so hot. I would totally hit it. But I’d hate myself in the morning.

@Benedick: Behold, the object of your fantasies.

@nojo:

Two words: Closet case.

@nojo:

How do you tell which one is from the mirror universe? Beside Nojo’s startling good looks and general suave demeanor, that is. Oh, and the Republicanism.

@nojo: He should be punched in the face repeatedly for the first sentence on that page alone.

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: Mirror universe? Puny mortal. True understanding requires string theory.

@SanFranLefty: It’s likely a statistical fact that ten percent of Mike Lees are gay.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: He acquired his love of being punched in the face at an early age.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I think the use of a 2×4 is warranted.

“Mike acquired his love for the Constitution*…”

*Except for the 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 19th, 21st, and 24th Amendments, which were obviously inserted by Satan to confuse Real AmeriKKKans.

@nojo: TommCatt’s head will explode if he finds out you’re Asian…right?

Just once. If I could just walk up to Mike Lee and say, “Hi, big guy. You must be Mike Lee.”

Life would be complete.

@SanFranLefty: It’s much more like 50 to 60%. It’s more or less a given if your parents name you Mike Lee you are going to turn out gay. I know several florists called Mike Lee and one choreographer. They all do very nice work.

@SanFranLefty: TommCatt’s head will explode if he finds out you’re Asian…right?

Not to mention my dad’s.

Nightmare fuel!

@nojo:

So what’d you think of Caprica? I gotta say, I’ve been pleasantly surprised. The penultimate episode and the finale blew me away (along with everyone else, ha ha). Dramatic tension–they gots it.

Can’t wait to see Sister Clarice’s holy revenge on Spike/Barnabus. I’m guessin’ it’ll be Biblical.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ:

I’ll see your giant isopod and raise you a giant squid with elbows.

@Original Andrew: I’m finding it interesting, although I thought what now seems to be the mid-season finale was rushed. (I haven’t followed up, so I don’t know the network buy, but it may be a Battlegeek-style 10+10 run.)

The details are all well-conceived, but what I really like is the idea of a “ghost avatar” — a self-aware creation of all the online data that can be accumulated about somebody. That’s a very meaty subject, and while so far it’s mainly been used as an intriguing dramatic device, knowing Ron they’ll be exploring it more as time goes on.

@al2o3cr: Well, that settles it. I’m not going to sleep tonight.

@al2o3cr: @TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: It ain’t the elbows so much as how friggin fast it darts around. You’d need an awfully good tennis forehand to take that thing down…

Speaking of which, I finally watched “Zombieland” last night. Hee-larious.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Gurl, I’m still trying to purge the Peaches Geldolf & Ben the Big Brooklyn Douche photos out of my head.

@nojo:

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@nojo: Well, with a name like “Nojo“…

@Nabisco: Which is short for “Norwegian Jim”.

Which is wrong at least three ways, by my count, but it’s a long story.

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@nojo: But what are they saying about Ricky Martin? I will totally buy his book!

@JNOV: Nothing they haven’t been saying for ten years.

@nojo: Well, I cheer for him!

Seder TJ/ Feeling pretty good after several glasses of Manischewitz blackberry hooch and a great spread. Got to do the reading of the plagues, rocked the yarmulke. What a great service and meal in the home of our friends. Met some cool people and now I must collapse.

@redmanlaw: Viral tweet, last retweeted by LuxMentis:

“Tonight my people celebrate freedom from bondage. Does that mean I can ask @RNC for a $2000 reimbursement?”

@nojo: It also means “farm” (or “farmer”, I forget which) in Japanese. Two simple characters in Romaji, which would be an awesome way for you to sign your posts.

/lightbulb goes off…/

@Nabisco: ohayo gozaimasu…

Awesome!

@ナビスコ: I’m just a gaijin from Eugene.

@redmanlaw: I’ve always wanted to go to a seder, but I’ve never been invited. All the chosen people I know–including my sister, the parents of my Jewish godson, half the guys I dated–and not one has ever invited me for Passover. You probably can’t tell, but I’m bitter.

@nojo: Nick Lowe has one for that, as well.

@Mistress Cynica:
not to break your heart further, but the seder service includes downing FOUR glasses of wine! i like passover. it celebrates a people’s exodus from slavery–always a good thing. also watching the 10 commandments. required viewing at this time, like it’s a wonderful life at xmas.
i went to the most unusual seder of my life last night. 50 people from all over the world. all strangers. within 10 minutes we were family…an experience i’ll never forget.
i already FBed RML, i KNEW he got to read the plague part..he always gets to mom!!! i want a turn!
cyn, next year in jerusalem baked’s house !

@Mistress Cynica: Whatever you do, don’t eat the gefilte fish. There’s not enough horseradish in the world to make that appetizing.

ADD: Seder at the White House
But…but…the teabaggers said Obama is Hitler?

@baked: I’m going to a vegetarian seder tonight. Should be interesting, I’ve eaten enough shoeleather brisket over the years.

@SanFranLefty: After last night (my second seder ever!), I totally understand what is happening in that picture.

@SanFranLefty:
the first president to participate in a white house seder.
the pic gave me chills and made me wish my grandfather, as patriotic as he was jewish, was alive to see this.

@baked:
About damn time this country has a White House seder. Who would’ve thought it would be the first black president who was responsible for it?
Did you see the NYT piece on how the tradition started during his campaign?

@SanFranLefty:
But I though he was Black Hitler.

@SanFranLefty:
i am verklempt picturing sasha and malia reading the 4 questions and searching for the “afikoman” the matzoh hidden for the children to find.
how could barry not feel kinship in a slave story?
great article lefty…very touching.
i’m feelin all hopey/changey today.

@SanFranLefty: That’s because he’s a Muslim and they always stick together.

Good to know we all had memorable seders (haroset on matzoh makes me cry) but let’s not forget why we are here: to abuse Mike Lee. He’s abused himself enough. Time we gave the big stiff a hand.

Mike Lee has unnatural relations with the Constitution.