Pride and President and Zombies

HCR/jack

you want to know how i feel? and why this is so anti-climatic?
i feel like i’ve been constipated since 1994 and i just took that huge dump. (aint i demure?)

also: poor teddy…7 months. i like to think he knew then it was a done deal.

@baked:
Well, I’m just happy to be able to take a dump.

As for the book. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww… Pooow widdle Jaysin is just soooooh mad. Mad enough to put wuds to papuh and cry about how he KNOWs that black men who can jump and play basketball and lazy and shiftless and with big schlongs and now going to them Ivy League skules only because of affirmative action and NOTHING ELSE are keeping HIM from being the success he thinks he’s entitled to due to his white skin and eyetie last name (silly little foreign named Catholic, power’s for WASPs and a select group of well connected Jews!!!!)

Someone’s feeling them integration blues. Not that a guy went to Columbia then Hahvuhd then taught at U of Chitown without a PhD and then gone into politics and done well enough to become preznit (how well he’s done so far is a matter of debate however) is an inspiring story that people like or anything.

I suspect that every page’s theme is “Up yours, n^gg%r.”

Hmmm, looks I’m mentally constipated this morn.

I have returned from my experiments with synthetic marijuana to report that, well, its not marijuana exactly but its definitely something.
and the buzz it gives you is not exactly a pot buzz but honestly its almost close enough.

if you were to bestow that high on someone, poof, I dont think most people including myself – as close to a professional as you will find – could tell the difference. the problem is as any serious pot smoker will tell you the taste and smell is a large part of the experience. it doesnt smell or taste like pot.
which is not to say it smell or tastes bad. its just not pot.
thats needs work
but on the whole I am giving three and 3/4 stars to Demon.

@Capt Howdy: This is the kind of insightful comment and dedication that makes me proud to be a small part of Stinque. I am humbled and must now go and feed the dogs. Bravo.

@Benedick: I saw A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum on Friday. I await the analogy to Baked’s post.

Just posted a video of Tweety picking apart Mattera – given Mattera’s apparent intelligence, I’m wondering who he got to write the book for him. He and Matthew Continetti are pretty much the worst of this breed … they should be sent to those Obama re-education camps that FEMA built.

@Benedick:
I take my public service very seriously

/Religiosity TJ/
It seems apopros to link to this on Palm Sunday–I narrowly avoiding spit-taking my coffee with this one. Hi-freaking-laroius.

@flippin eck: Even more apropos on Palm Sunday, today’s Onion head line may as well say Pope Defends Ass-riding Theme of Palm Sunday.

@flippin eck: Thank you so much for sharing that important message about the true meaning of Easter. I’m still laughing.

@flippin eck: There’s nothing wrong with Jewish magic tricks.

@Mistress Cynica: That guy is genius. If you haven’t already, be sure to read the Magic 8 ball and spider stories.

On a more sober note, it’s interesting to realize that the U.S. may not be the only country teetering on the edge of theocracy. How fucked up is it that Australian public schools have greenlighted their school counselors being replaced by “Christian volunteers” in order to to save a few bucks?

@flippin eck: So it starts out mildly amusing, and then I notice I’m chuckling, and then I’m breaking out in serious cackles, and now I need a smoke.

@flippin eck: “Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!”

I would pay serious money to hear Michael Palin read that post.

@nojo: Best things about humorgasms: Everyone’s capable of having multiples of them, and they seldom lead to viruses…human or computer variety.

@flippin eck: And now that I poke around, I realize that everyone has forwarded Simon’s Pie Charts to me.