They’re Signing Up New Seamen Fast

Larry King to Eric Massa: “Are you gay?” Eric Massa to Larry King: “Why don’t you ask my wife, ask my friends, ask the 10,000 sailors I served with in the Navy.” [TPM]


Capt Howdy for US congress
Ten Thousand Sailors Cant Be Wrong

Was that 10,000 all at once, or spread out over a few months or what? Because I think he beats my record…

I was wishing I had seen it live so I could call in and tell Masa that I was married to a man for 10 years who had previously been married to a woman and had two kids.

Larry Craig was Navy till he got booted (for reasons they don’t ask or want to tell about.)

He blew 10,000 sailors? Do you get a medal for that?

NojoBro served in the Navy, and presumably crossed the equator at some point. I’ll have to ask him about that sometime. Probably when Mrs. NojoBro isn’t around.

the funniest expression from Beck was when he whipped out those photos.

Amazon is offering me AC/DC’s Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

I swear there’s an actual human comedian loading those recommendations.

@Tommmcatt Say Relax: I’m still getting car insurance ads. WTF is wrong with me?

@SanFranLefty: I get all the Christian Singles ad. Who Would Jesus Fuck?

@Mistress Cynica: Yeah, I’m getting those as well.

@nojo: As did JNOV. We need her take on the seamen issue; I know the Marine guards here swooned when I mentioned her name.

@Butterstinque: “Who Would Jesus Fuck?” Excellent. Probably his ‘disciple’ John.

Isn’t it heartening to know that we have such stable and rational men and women representing us in the congress of the United States of America (till Texas pulls out)?

I thought you were talking about the “crossing the line” photos.

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