A Flimsy Excuse to Revive the Best Overlooked Movie of 2009
It just doesn’t get any better than this:
In what could be the ultimate marine smack-down, great white sharks off the California coast may be migrating 1,600 miles west to do battle with creatures that rival their star power: giant squids.
No, really. It doesn’t. Trust us.
Leviathans may battle in remote depths [LAT]
You’re such a fanboy.
Meanwhile, Europe continues to show us the way a real sex scandal is done.
Spanish priest offered sexual services and spent church funds on pornography.
Hooray!!!!
we love this movie here in the effects pod.
it is our default video wallpaper
The look on the chick’s face at 0:22 is my favorite part.
In other news, I’m sure everyone here cares, but this happened. It’s kinda hilarious how vidya publishers seem to think that repeatedly cockslapping their customers will teach the pirates not to fuck with them. Oh and it gets better. Word is that (as many suspected) the Ubisoft servers were attacked.
@JNOVjr: You’re too young to remember but that chick Debbie Gibson was a pop megastar as a teenager in the ’80s. After posing for Playboy in 2005 and her role in this film classic she’s clearly on her way back to the A list.
@Benedick be Jackpot: Watch for Jack Black in “Nacho Libre Dos: Off With the Stretchy Pants.”
@Dave H: Yeah, well, she’s “Deborah” now, pal.
@redmanlaw: Jack Black is the closest thing I know to sentient vomit. He’s worse than JLo. He can literally do nothing. However, he makes up for this by being repulsive to look at and obnoxious to hear.
Now we know what would’ve happened if Kevin Smith had moved to Spain and become a prosti-priest.
@Benedick be Jackpot:
he was great in King Kong because that is exactly what the character called for.
and his voice was pretty killer in Kung Fu Panda
meanwhile
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was awarded the high honors of Worst Picture, Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay.
In other shocking Razzie news, my movie wife, Sandra Bullock, vowed in an interview to personally accept the award should she win for Worst Actress (All About Steve). This is especially cool because she’s heavily favored to win the award for BEST Actress tomorrow night (for The Blind Side), and she indeed won the award for Worst Actress tonight, and accepted it.
@Capt Howdy: And absolutely brilliant in “School of Rock”.
@Nabisco:
and pretty awsum in Tropic Thunder
and Be Kind Rewind
and Tenacious D . . .
@Capt Howdy: I’ve had days in court much like the scenes in the trailer.
TJ: Talibunny lurved that socialized medicine up in Canada City. On top of her family’s reliance in the guvmint-funded IHS,I would say the word is “hypocritical” and not “ironic,” Sarah.
@SanFranLefty:
Busted link.
As for Canada City, who doesn’t?
She’ll say that she used CC HC merely for satirical purposes so it’s ok.
but in truth the best overlooked movie of the year was Watchmen.
Ill say it agin. they were screwed. the movie was too smart for its audience.
@ManchuCandidate: Lo siento. Linque is fixed.
Homophobe GOP California assemblyman arrested for DUI after attending “Miss Latina Drag Queen of Sacramento” contest finally comes out of the closet
@SanFranLefty: So, no press conference with the long-suffering wife?
@Dodgerblue: He’s divorced. Gee, I wonder why.
@SanFranLefty: Wow, the guy went to public universities, too. I wonder what his record is like for funding public education.
@Capt Howdy: @Nabisco: I seem to be having another Harry Shearer moment.
@Benedick be Jackpot: No I’m with you. That guy’s effing annoying.
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