Emails Not to Forward if You Want to Keep Your $50,000 Contract With the Nashville Convention & Visitors Bureau

From: Walt Baker [CEO, Tennessee Hospitality Association]
Date: March 4, 2010 9:18:29 PM CST

Quoting Larry the Cable Guy…I don’t care who you are, this is funny…

I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! I asked him how it was going and if he was into anymore movies.



He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as he had severe arthritis in both shoulders and could no longer swing from vine to tree.

I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she was in bad shape, in a nursing home, has Alzheimer’s and no longer recognizes anyone, how sad. I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city, got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only time he heard from him was if he was in trouble or needed something.


I asked about Cheeta, he beamed and said she was doing good, had married a Lawyer and now lived in the White House!!!

Nothing Funny About This Monkey Mail [Nashville Scene]
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To: Walt Baker [CEO, Tennessee Hospitality Association]

Re: Quoting Larry the Cable Guy…I don’t care who you are, this is funny…

That’s fucking heeeeeelarrrrrious!!!
I’ll tell Elmo-Jim this one when he’s done fucking the goat.

Jimmy Bob Jim Motel Ass Scratch,
Pigs Holla, TN

@ManchuCandidate: I thought the Indians owned all the motels in the middle of the country.

For one, the email is clearly wrong – didn’t Cheeta get a sex change and *become* president for 8 years? :)

$50 sez that Rush will claim this was “satire” in the next week…

@SanFranLefty:
They do? Did not know that.

I know that Koreans (er Moonies) seem to own most if not all the Japanese/Sushi restaurants. Vietnamese seem to own the Chinese restaurants. Muslims, the gas stations. etc.

@ManchuCandidate: Indians (red dot, not RML) seem to own just about every motel in rural America along the interstates. A lovely Indian family also owns at least one of the four motels in Moose Jaw up in your Canada, as I stayed there. Best Indian meal I’ve ever had in my life was at a restaurant attached to a Days Inn in Wilkes-Barre, PA.

Around here the Vietnamese own all of the nail shops and beauty salons, the Koreans own all of the bagel shops. Lots of Salvadoreans working at the Thai restaurants, the Chinese still seem to control the Chinese restaurants.

@SanFranLefty:
Where I am, the Chinese own the Chinese restaurants (the ones with the BBQ ducks hanging from a glass case) and the Vietnamese own the “Chinese” restaurants, the ones that serve, ugh, Chicken balls.

@ManchuCandidate: the Cambodians own the donut shops here in LA, bless them. The Koreans own the dry cleaners and small markets and liquor stores. Their children go to UC Berkeley and crowd out the dumb white people who can’t match their grades and test scores.

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