Mike Lee is a Fucking Retard

And to think… all it took was the election of a (half) black man as preznit.

Indeed, these people are the, er, salt of the earf. Morons.

Bob Bennett is a “liberal”? I guess that makes Andrew Lloyd Weber the fifth Beatle.

Let’s face it, anyone called Mike Lee has got to be a fucking retarded fuckwad. Just seeing that name makes me want to go out and kick a retard in the balls.

@Nabisco: I’d be very careful invoking his name however. It might provoke a return of that avatar that makes everyone unhappy.

You can’t have a right wing grass roots movement without a Dick Armey.

@redmanlaw: COTD

@Benedick: I’m just steamed that someone even worse than Michael Jackson is trying to snap up Beatles memorabilia while the remaining lads appear to be sitting on a cornflake, and counting their millions.

@Nabisco: Isn’t he just trying to save the studios from being ‘developed’? Much as he did with that Tintoretto he bought so it could stay at the National Gallery? Let’s face it, it’s better than having some Mike Lee person sucking retarded donkey dick on Abbey Road. Because you know he will.

@redmanlaw: Dick Armey is the right wing grass roots movement.

Actually, this Mike Lee guy sounds kinda cool. We should invite him to come Stinque it up with us.

NEWSFLASH: John Yoo‘s lawyer actually managed to bump Yoo down to silver in the Ridiculous Bullshit Spouting event of the D-Bag Olympics.

Yoo’s lawyer, Miguel Estrada, was more pointed. During the lengthy probe, Estrada accused internal investigators of trying to be “Junior Varsity CIA” that second-guessed intelligence decisions. Yesterday, he said Yoo and Bybee never deserved to be investigated.

“The only thing that warrants an ethical investigation out of this entire sorry business is the number of malicious allegations against Professor Yoo and Judge Bybee that leaked out of the department during the last year,” he said.

@Nabisco:

Jesus, Nabisco, will you cut it out? Now I have a “Music of the Night” earworm.

And with any justice, so do you as well.

Sorry, everybody else. Try thinking of “Ah Paris” from Follies. It’s not working for me but you never know…

@Tommmcatt Say Relax: If Mike Lee wasn’t so fucking retarded this whole ALW mess would never have been brought up and you wouldn’t be stuck with some retard hooting sorftly, sloooooowwwleee. See the weeemeeee ongahr! Sue me in a musieeec off da nigh! in your ear for what’s left of the day.

Let Mike Lee go suck donkey dick someplace else. If he can find a donkey dumb enough to let him. And by ‘donkey’ I mean ass.

I wouldn’t trust Mike Lee to clean my bathroom, much less be my senator.

@JNOVjr: Ah, the sweet innocence of youth. From all I can tell, Mike Lee is a miserable cretin who doesn’t deserve to stain the earth.

I’ve always thought Mike Lee was kind of a fag.

@homofascist: You just wish he sucked cox.

@SanFranLefty: Punner.

@homofascist: Major fag. I still can’t believe that incident with the DePuy lacrosse team in the Duluth airport mens’ room.

We celebrate ourselves, and sing ourselves,
And what we assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to us as good belongs to you.

Do we contradict ourselves?
Very well, then, we contradict ourselves;
(We are large — we contain multitudes.)

@Mike Lee: Typical.

@Benedick: You will be assimilated.

@nojo: Oh, I think he’d like that. Careful your mouth don’t write a check your butt cain’t cash.

@Mistress Cynica: I like that. It is an expression common to Southern ladies?

@nojo: You tawdry flirt. It’s so hot when you talk trash. Mike Lee can kiss my ass.

@Dodgerblue: Well, common to Southern ladies who hang out in bars. Which is most of us.

@Mike Lee: Don’t quote Whitman at me, Senator-wannabe. How’s this:

When people use your brand name as a verb, that is remarkable.

Sure, okay, that’s MegWhitman, but I think you get my point.

@Nabisco: Mike Lee is such a fucking retard.

@Nabisco: I just took the most awesome Meg on my toilet a moment ago.

@nojo: Wait, on it or in it? Either way, that’s gross, man. Keep that shit to yourself.

@Dodgerblue: Do you mean classy southern ladies or Klassy with a K or ghey southern ladies?

@JNOVjr: It’s kind of like how people from NY say “I stood on line” while the rest of the civilized English speaking world says “I stood IN line” – obvs. Nojo is part of that Oregonian tribe that passed through Queens.

So to speak.

Such as.

@Dodgerblue: And to African Americans all over the place. Such as.

ADD: Sorry — logged in as Jr. Jesus!

TJ/ So, our landlord is trying to evict us because we complained to him and the local code folks about the mold in our apartment due to the leak he left unattended for over 24 hours. Yeah. Told him he couldn’t retaliate by evicting us. Blargh.

@SanFranLefty: I like “queuing up.” I figured there used to be some line drawn on some floor somewhere that people stood on. I like, “form a line” as well. Standing on line is just dumb unless there’s some line on the ground, drawn in the sand or one you can toe…

@SanFranLefty: I have not passed through Queens. I have, however, passed through Beaverton.

@nojo: I biked through Intercourse, and ended up – appropriately – near Blue Balls.

@SanFranLefty:
hopping around the world as i do, i have discovered that the rest of the english speaking world says “queue.” i have only heard in or on line in usamerica.
also “bangs.” they laugh themselves silly when i ask for a bang trim on any other continent.
everyone else calls them “fringe.”

Yeah, those Lees are all a bunch of assholes.

@ManchuCandidate: Retarded assholes.

@baked: I’ll knock you up in the morning.