Andre Bauer Meant to Say “Bottom-Feeding Scum”

sooo
that means people like me who have always “known better” than to “breed” are on his A list, right?

that pic is awsum

All this alien activity in the Carolinas. What does it mean? Johnny Mill kidnapped by an alien, pestorking him and bearing his child. Cruise steps off a spaceship and is greeting by a grinning Lt Gov. What’s up with these guys?

@FlyingChainSaw:

Buttsex.

@Tommmcatt Say Relax: You think they go up in the space ship and do it like zero gravity?

@Tommmcatt Say Relax:
yeah
when I saw the headline I thought “good lord, what DID he say, ‘bottom licking scum’?”

Boy’s got doggy style on the mind.

@FlyingChainSaw:

That woouldn’t really be a plus for buttsex, Chainsaw. You’ll have to trust me on this one.

@Capt Howdy:

I wish he had.

I thought the cat analogy was a veritable Gordian Knot of policy (I mean, seriously what DO you do with your cat – no one ever thought to ask THAT) so I googled and found this quote that seems somehow perfect:

“Turn him to any cause of policy,
The Gordian Knot of it he will unloose,
Familiar as his garter” (Shakespeare, Henry V, Act 1 Scene 1. 45–47)

He probably takes care of his pets on vacation like most Randroids – he leaves a little food, and expects to find a few “missing” when he gets back. Survival of the fittest and all that, ya know?

@Capt Howdy: The famously most incomprehensible scene in Shakespeare. (Actually, I believe that play was reconstructed by the actors, years after the event, while on a serious drunk in a tavern at Shoreditch. OK. I could be wrong about the Shoreditch part). But isn’t Familiar as his garter of a loveliness that shimmers like spring rain off a dachshund?

Yet another GOPer with an excessively revealing metaphor:

So because I disagree on something that’s pushed down my throat, I’m supposed to roll over because, representative, you think it’s normal?

I’m not sure what C-Street frathouse party *he* was thinking of…

@al2o3cr: GOP Presidential candidate material.

@al2o3cr:
pfft
Monty Python couldnt do better.

this is south carolina, people. how soon we’ve forgotten their best and brightest young woman……..such as.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww&feature=related