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We’re late to this party, but for the record — i.e., we may have a need to refer to this later — here’s the 1984 music video for “The Girl With the Curious Hand,” featuring the better half of Senator-elect Happy Trail.
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At least it’s not Warrant’s Cherry Pie.
For those who don’t know, care or remember…
Words cannot express how meh this is for me.
damn
he should give master classes.
notice how Kern (pictured with tattoos) could easily look down a one inch pipe with both eyes.
omg
scratch that
the one with the tattoos is the one sodomized.
the one who looks 13 years old is the one charged.
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