Even Glenn Beck Fears for Scott Brown’s Daughters
The highlight of Senator-elect Happy Trail’s neverending victory speech last night had to be the moment when he offered his daughters for pestorking to the highest bidder — they’re “available,” lads!
How cringeworthy was Scott Brown’s announcement? Even Glenn Beck ran with it:
“I want a chastity belt on this man. I want his every move watched in Washington. I don’t trust this guy… This one could end with a dead intern.”
Y’know, when Beck isn’t being an award-winning raving lunatic, he ain’t bad. Too bad that only happens once a year.