Even Glenn Beck Fears for Scott Brown’s Daughters


The highlight of Senator-elect Happy Trail’s neverending victory speech last night had to be the moment when he offered his daughters for pestorking to the highest bidder — they’re “available,” lads!

How cringeworthy was Scott Brown’s announcement? Even Glenn Beck ran with it:

“I want a chastity belt on this man. I want his every move watched in Washington. I don’t trust this guy… This one could end with a dead intern.”

Y’know, when Beck isn’t being an award-winning raving lunatic, he ain’t bad. Too bad that only happens once a year.

Glenn Beck Destroys Scott Brown: “This One Could End With A Dead Intern” [Mediaite]

Becky is just pissed and envious because Brown got a centerfold and he did not. could not. and should not.

@Capt Howdy: More like a freelancer’s life — twenty messages in the in-box…

I think this is actually his second bit ‘o’ sanity in less than 6 months. I think it was October that he dissed the idea of running with Sarah Palin and said something about her being in the kitchen. Although, now that I think about it, he probably negated that by crawling up her pants and licking her asshole during that interview last week.

Scott Brown reminds me of Joe Simpson (agent and sort of dad to Jessica and brat Assley.)

There are times when I wished I didn’t retain the information I do.

I am singing happy songs. Happy happy songs. Specifically The Night of my Nights from Kismet. It’s gorgeous.

Play on the cymbal the timbal, the lyre,
Play with appropriate passions, fashion
For the whatsit and whosie and woonkie desire.
It’s the night of my nights.

Wright and Forrest were so clever about adapting the work of ‘serious’ composers into delirious musical theatre confections. One of my favorites is the faux grand opera sequence in Maytime they constructed from music of Tchaikovsky. They wrote a lot for Jeanette McDonald, a woman of great wit and accomplishment but whose voice was, at best, a parlor soprano. I remember Chuck Wright telling us of when the sound engineers had mixed the soundtrack for that movie and called them in to hear it as it would never be heard in theaters.

There are many Happy Villagers in that movie but it follows the structural rules of the operetta so that’s OK.

See? I keep my mind focused on what’s important. On what lasts. Who was president when Very good Eddie made its debut? (Hint. No it wasn’t Jiminey Carter)

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Wasn’t there some whispering about whether Cindy-Lou-Hu’s PHX lover was a boy or a girl?

@SanFranLefty: I only saw that girlfriend rumor once, rather recently. Previous rumors had her with a guy who worked for the family company.

@SanFranLefty: Looks like a postcard from a dirty digger tour of Thailand. “Oy, what fun, givvin’ the ladies a squoit o’ the man oil before breakkies! Then off t’the casino!”

Like I said. The Massholes elected Joe Simpson to the Senate.

@ManchuCandidate: Homer Simpson would have been a better choice.

@Capt Howdy: Mayhap.

The Princess Shows. Staged at the Music Box. I will not give in to despair because…

I love that show. Jerome Kern: a whole score in ragtime. I played the handsome one in London. (there was short; there was tall; there was handsome) I was hot.

If it wasn’t such a stupid loss, this Joe, er, Scott is going to embarrass the state of Masshole even more than Bill Buckner ever could.

I watched the video. Even dumping on Caligutard’s Horse, he was really sick. I mean, the ladies didn’t choose to have a kleptomaniac pornstar dad for a father.

@FlyingChainSaw: Kleptomaniac? Digame, Senor Chainsaw…
/too lazy to find the accent marks and tildes.

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