DAY 364: 10:00PM — 11:00PM
[INT. — White House office. RAHM, A.G. HOLDER, SECY. LAHOOD, and low-level staffers.]
RAHM: If that cocksucking truck driver takes Ted Kennedy’s seat, everything we’ve worked for is lost! I want answers, sons-of-bitches….
[cell phone rings]
…and I want them right fucking…. What the hell is it, Eric?
A.G. HOLDER: Rahm! I got Jack Bauer.
RAHM: What does that fancy boy want?
A.G. HOLDER: He says he got something, Rahm.
RAHM: Gimme that fucking thing. [Grabs phone.] Jack, you mother–
[EXT. Car on I-95. BAUER driving, really fast.]
BAUER: Rahm, listen to me. You gotta get Hillary Clinton out to Boston right now.
RAHM: She’s a little busy, bitch.
BAUER: Who you calling a bitch?
RAHM: Hillary! Not — not you, moron. Don’t waste my fucking —
BAUER [really quickly]: Listen to me. All the teabaggers are all over Sarah Palin. You bring in Hillary, you’ll get the gender gap back and you can win this thing. But you got to get her on a plane and get her —
RAHM: Why should I believe you, asswipe? You haven’t got —
BAUER: I got it from a former Senate staffer. [Cut to Senate staffer in back seat of car, gagged. Bleeding from forehead. Muffled screaming.] She’s been holding back! She’s got union support in Boston, Worcester, Springfield that she hasn’t called in! You give her some face time, make it look like she saved the day, and you win! If you don’t, you lose for sure! I don’t care how pissed you are at her… you got to do this, and you got to do this now.
[RAHM stares blankly across the room.]
BEEP. BOOP. BEEP. BOOP. BEEP.