It Begins

Sarah plain and stupid debuted on Fox tonight:


It used to be that networks got around ‘we don’t pay for interviews’ charade by paying for photos or something related. Now, it appears they’re just going to call an interviewee a ‘news analyst’ instead.

The most important news, the only news to consider is about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

She has labeled primary and secondary sources as mere gossipers. Stunning arrogance.

This won’t play for long. Forget our inside, politics junkie, critiques, its just boring, blah, nothing there.

Bill, beg to smell her fingers next time, Bill! The freaks at home are waiting in their trailers, Bill. Beg her, Bill! Beg her!

via watertiger:

While being drilled for upcoming interviews, ‘she would routinely shut down – chin on her chest, arms folded, eyes cast to the floor, speechless and motionless, lost in what those around her described as a kind of catatonic stupor’.

The morning of her ill-fated CBS interview with Katie Couric, Ms Palin – ‘her eyes glassy and dead’ – was unresponsive to attempts to prep her as she was being made up.

‘As they were about to set off to meet Couric, Palin announced “I hate this makeup” -smearing it off her face, messing up her hair, complaining she looked fat,’ the book says.

@blogenfreude: So, like, the Tina Fey imitation of Talibunny showing up with a flute and asking about the talent segment was true?


FFS, just think – she was nearly in control of the world’s largest NUCLEAR ARSENAL and she can’t even deal with pretend interview questions.

What. The. Fuck.

@al2o3cr: The plan was clear. She was chosen as the gatekeeper of apocalypse. Is soon as she could arrange for McCain to have an accident she’d be punching in the launch codes.

@al2o3cr, FCS: That is true somewhere in the multiverse. We just need to keep down the bleedover between realities.

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