Fleecing the Sheep

Teabagger Shearing Guide
Event National Tea Party
Southern Republican
Leadership Conference
Date February 4-6 April 8-11
City Nashville New Orleans
Headliner Sarah Palin Sarah Palin
Other Speakers Michele Bachmann
Joseph Farah (WND)
Haley Barbour
Newt Gingrich
Sean Hannity
Mike Huckabee
Bobby Jindal
Rush Limbaugh
Tim Pawlenty
Rick Perry
Mitt Romney
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Price $549 $189

There’s only one solution: Announcing the Stinque Tea Party Convention! All we need is a room, a logo, and a Sarah Palin drag queen.


At $549, I’m expecting a free hour with a call girl (and not Joseph Farrah either.)

Joe Klein goes to the movies. (but apparently not very often)

Alone in our nation’s capital last night, I decided to keep in touch with the culture by going to see Avatar in 3D.
But that wasn’t the most amazing thing about the movie: the Americans were the bad guys.

Joe, look. Im not your friend but let me give you some friendly advise. just shut the fuck up. every time you open your mouth or start scratching on your keyboard you just make it more and more obvious that you are an ignorant fuckwit.

New Orleans does offer almost unlimited opportunities for new GOP sex scandals. Diapers for everyone!

Anybody else find some humor in the fact that out of 11 “big-name” speakers at the SRLC event, two are opiniotainment hosts, one is a former presidential candidate *turned* opiniotainment host, and a sizable majority of the remainder are no longer in office? Is that really the best that the Rethugs have to offer – a bunch of has-beens and never-weres?


“Just when we start,
Fleecing the poors,
Hoping that under-employment will open up doors,
Pointing our fingers again with our usual flair,
Sure of dogma, but no-one is there.

So where is our clown?
Our Reganesque clown?
Please, send in, the clown….

check this out.
she may be a dangerous fuckwit but she got this one right:

Palin also announced on Thursday that she would not be speaking at CPAC, a gathering of conservatives in Washington in mid February — a decision, according to those familiar with her thinking, due at least in part to the fact that the John Birch Society is one of the sponsors.

@Capt Howdy: There’s no love lost between Palin and CPAC — I think the organizer likes Mittens or something. If “those familiar” are citing Birchers as the problem, those familiar are lying to provide a good cover story.

I thought it sounded totally to sensible to be true.

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