Is Wanda Sykes Telekinetic? Let’s Hope So! Wanda, Say: ‘I Hope His Head Explodes’

Can Wanda Sykes Will Limbaugh to Die? Let's Find Out!

Can Wanda Sykes Will Limbaugh to Die? Let's Find Out! Maybe Jesus will nuke Fuckbaugh if she promises him a taste of her luscious breasts. Yes, oh, God, yes.

The incredibly funny and unimaginably luscious Wanda Sykes famously wished that Rush Limbaugh’s heart would fail at Obama’s first White House Correspondents dinner this year, responding to Fuckbaugh’s howling condemnation of Obama and wish that he and his presidency fail.

Well, it appears Wanda has special powers, command of the paranormal and a profoundly righteous sense of justice, as Oxybaugh was carried off to a hospital on Honolulu yesterday after complaining of chest pains.

Maybe, just maybe, however, Wanda needs a little help with her aim.

Wanda, is prepared to appoint you an honorary columnist for life in these august pages if you could offer up a conclusively fatal invocation that Rush Limbaugh’s head explodes into really, really small pieces, like the size of BBs.

Your first telekinetic swing at the diabolical monster of hate and treason radio came close to cleaning up the airwaves but unfortunately Oxybaugh vacations too close to hospitals to assure complete success. Limslime is apparently still alive and at large, apparently resting in evil repose at the hospital.

Try this: find a windswept parking lot behind a liquor store; face east; throw your hands skyward and shout, “I hope Rush Limbaugh’s head explodes into a red mist of rancid oxy’tard brains and falls to earth, never to curse us with another evil, mistaken, fucktarded thought again.”

If you’re successful, please contact us at and we’ll set you up with administrative credentials.


The first shot is for trajectory, the second for accuracy.

FCS, hate to harsh your mellow and break this to you, but I don’t think Wanda would let you near those luscious breasts of hers. As much as you might love lesbians, you don’t play on her team.

@SanFranLefty: I haven’t let that stop me from stalking Rachel.

@SanFranLefty: Wanda would join my team if she knew that I have a prehensile tongue that is articulate enough to tie shoelaces and reset a clock from a yard away. Can you talk to her for me?

@FlyingChainSaw: I believe that qualifies under the DH rule.

@nojo: As Lenny Bruce famously said, I never met a dyke I didn’t like.

@Dodgerblue: A man who was a poet and didn’t even know it.

Happy New Year everybody … I am trying to hang on until midnight. Pathetic ….

Y’all are missing the point. Wanda can now be classified as a national resource. We must find more worthy targets for her bodacious bosoms. Doesn’t matter which team for which she bats, I think we’ve found the Final Solution.

@blogenfreude: I’m trying to time Woodstock Hendrix for midnight ET.

Whoa, Janis is up…

Happy New Year to all who are Stinquey!

I’ve been away too long and must cuddle with the doggy by the fire, watching whatever the teevee deems appropriate to ring in 2010.

I hope you all have something as good as my doggy to cuddle up to and let’s all Hope the New Year brings Truth, Justice, and the US American Way!

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