White House Ornament Guide
|Mao||The Che ornament was sold out.|
|Transvestite||We know why Rudy’s
not running for Senate.
|Rushmore Obama||Will Smith has been signed
to the North by Northwest remake.
|Rudolf||Nazi rooftop stormtroopers will
invade your home while you sleep
and lure your children.
|Frosty||Coal eyes subject to a carbon tax
that will rob America blind.
|Santa||Socialist redistribution of wealth.
Also, boner pills.
|Astro||Michelle! Stop this crazy wingnut! Michelle! Helllllllp!|
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