WorldNetDaily So Horny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUhCPADhuCs

Although the news has been, um, out for a week, it took gay-fearing WND to bring it to our attention:

A popular role-playing combat video game featuring graphic homosexual sex between a man and an elf has hit store shelves just in time for Christmas…

The video cuts to a scene in which the two men are dirty, naked and kissing. They are depicted in various homosexual sex positions, and the clip concludes with the two nestling together and gazing into one another’s eyes.

We presume the creators of “Dragon Age: Origins” are just trying to keep up with the market, given that there must be tons of man/elf slashfic by now featuring Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom. But we’ll let WND do the research.

Players have dirty ‘gay’ sex in hit game [WND]
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alternatives are becoming big in games. there was serious discussion of making the main character in our game gay. for no other reason than it has not been done before. it could still happen.

Im sure WND will let us know if it does.

hope everyone had a great thanksgiving. I did.

my my, but haven’t we come a long way since the sexiest game of my day:
the introduction of a love interest for pac man.

T/J

did we decide on a book? i’m playing this month and i’ll be in usamerica in a borders this week.
the last book i read was “nothing” very depressing. if there is no book selected, i’m having what cynica is having, the hedgehog sounds delightful.
if you would like to take a ride in my or JNOV’S head, pick up the book i’m sending her tomorrow. carrie fisher’s HEElarious account of what it’s like to be bi-polar.
“The Best Awful”

@baked: I still haven’t read JNOV’s Lobster book from last month, but I think the next one I want to try is Barbara Ehrenreich’s book on the cult of frenetic positive thinking in this country.

If Viggo Mortensen’s involved sign me up.

@Capt Howdy: I am beginning to get the idea that you actually have a life. Which seems unfair. We’re not here just to get you through your workday while you play with yourself. We have feelings.

I am reading a great book recommended by my coworker Kafka On The Shore”.

@Benedick:
funny
I really do mostly only do this at work. I sit in a nest of 5 monitors and its just so easy to have a browser open on one. plus I make a real effort to not be in front of a computer when I am not at work.

TJ: WTF?

Hal Turner, virulent racist/anti-Semitic blogger who threatened federal judges in Chicago, was paid by the FBI with the knowledge of New Jersey Governor-Elect Christie.

WTF???

I’m not going to ask what’s on the other four.

funny thanksgiving story.
I recently had a (sort of) relative pass away. I say sort of because he was officially the uncle of my brother in law. very nice old man. I only met him a couple of times and I dont think I was ever in his house so I was sort of unprepared for what followed.
warning – its a little hard to tell this story without sounding elitist so I apologize in advance.
I knew the old man had a little money but I was unprepared for him to have actual taste.
when I got there my sister was all like, I am so overwhelmed. I dont know what to do with all this stuff. Maybe you want some of it! so she takes me around. there are boxes and boxes of stuff and some of the things peeking out are peaking my interest. so, she takes me to a closet and swings the door open and says, “you want any of this stuff?’ there was a whole closet of silver. like real silver tea sets, candle holders, chaffing dishes plus things I have no idea what they are for. I said, ” are you fucking kidding me? of course I want it but do you know how much this shit is worth?” she didnt care. she didnt want to polish it (wtf) and she didnt want any of his other relatives to get any of it.
so I found myself coming home with an SUV full of booty. antique silver, several pieces of art that I really like and all kinds of little Knick knacks and gue-gaws that I love.
totally unexpected.
so lets all raise one to Uncle Doyle. if I had know what great taste you had I would have tried harder to get to know you.

@Capt Howdy: I read this for my book club. A couple of interesting characters, but I can’t help thinking that Murakami is trying to channel Pynchon.

@Benedick:
you know. he was married. but his wife had been gone for a long time. and in my experience straight men do not generally have that kind of taste in that part of the country.

the whole experience was sobering for me while I was playing antiques roadshow all weekend. I need to make a will. I have accumulated quite a lot of art and stuff and I, like Doyle, would not like to see it end up in a yard sale.

@Benedick:
that too.

you know that game sequence is pretty hot.
guess its on my buy list.

keep the titles coming…i always leave florida with a suitcase of books.
the last of my unpacking is the books. the only thing more ridiculous than this many books in a private home, is shlepping them all over the world.

some stinquers may enjoy “Nothing.” if you’re into reading a philosophy book by a physicist who concludes that everything is nothing.

counting the hours til my grandson is in my arms, (28 hours 43 minutes)

@Capt Howdy: I love the hot bearded muscle daddy. Woof! I guess it is time to bone up on my elvish.

@baked: some stinquers may enjoy “Nothing.” if you’re into reading a philosophy book by a physicist who concludes that everything is nothing.

Thanks, but no thanks — I’ve already graded freshman philosophy papers.

I should also add that as gay sex goes, that looked pretty clean to me.

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