The Smoking Acorn

Blazing Ballots.

Republicans have been gunning for ACORN for years, but it took the election of a black president to make the insinuations stick:

PPP’s newest national survey finds that a 52% majority of GOP voters nationally think that ACORN stole the Presidential election for Barack Obama last year, with only 27% granting that he won it legitimately…

Belief in the ACORN conspiracy theory is even higher among GOP partisans than the birther one, which only 42% of Republicans expressed agreement with on our national survey in September.

Overall 62% of Americans think Obama legitimately won the election to only 26% who think ACORN stole it for him, as few Democrats or independents buy into that line of thinking.

Left unexplained is the ACORN Gap: Obama won 52 percent of popular vote, yet 10 percent more still think he’s legitimate. Who are those nuts?

ACORN [Public Policy Polling]

Yeah, cause it’s not the fact that McCain and the GOPers:

a) only resonated with white old people and botards and MILF fans with starbursts in their pants
b) didn’t have a fucking clue about anything ‘cept bomb Iran
c) pissed off a lot of intelligent women with his Palin pick
d) picked a narcissistic ignoranus for VP in Palin
e) proved to everyone he’s old
f) proved to everyone he’s a prick
g) applauded the very policies that nearly put the entire world into economic ruin
h) failed wars in two countries
i) shit themselves when the Stock Market collapsed.

Yeah, it’s all fucking ACORN’s fault. Easier to blame the tinted poors than themselves.

@ManchuCandidate: Well put.

That nitwit who lost to the Democrat in NY23 is now claiming that the election was stolen by Acorn and the unions. Damn. Looks like Actors Equity is busted.

On another topic, I haz a sad. Looks like Tone won’t be EU presnint after all. Seems he got cockblocked by the Germans. I told him not to mention the war.

Some asshole on a gun blog today was yammering about airline safety and “why do they take my nail clippers when someone could make a weapon out of a soda can if they get the crazees or Sudden Jihad Syndrome.” I replied that I was more afraid of an evangelical Christian getting Sudden Rapture Syndrome and putting the plane into a dive to see who would float up (besides him or her self, of course). I shut down comments on a Ft Hood comment thread there with a comment on the Christian terrorists who are going out and shooting people and bombing buildings. Fucks with their world view.

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