Levi Likes to Watch

Not shown: Sarah wielding knife.

Levi Johnston watches the Oprah interview so we don’t have to.

Palin: [It’s] a bit heartbreaking to see the road that he is on right now.

Johnston: I think she’s going out and talking and she’s just digging a bigger hole for herself.

Palin: [It’s] kind of this aspiring — aspiring porn, some of the things that he’s doing — it’s kind of heartbreaking…

Johnston: I just look at her in disgust… It’s almost funny, that she’s like, 46 years old, and she’s battling a 19 year old, and I’m winning. And I’m telling the truth. She’s lying and losing… If you look at her face, she’s got — she’s really — you can tell her mind’s going 100 miles an hour when Oprah asked her those Levi questions… I’ve got a lot more knowledge and credibility than she gives me credit for…

Palin: The whole premise of Levi ever having lived with Bristol is false. And from there though, you take that foundational untruth, and you can kind of measure all the other things he’s saying.

Johnston: She’s basically calling me a liar. Which is total bullshit… I did [live with Bristol] — for a couple of months. Then we split up and that was it… You can totally tell, if you pay attention, that she’s the one that’s full of shit.

Levi: I Look at Palin with “Disgust” [CBS]

The First Tease of Levi Johnston’s Playgirl Pics [Gawker]


is that a no for thanksgiving dinner?

His pit hair is so old school. I like it. Not a big fan of the fully waxed guys, not a big fan of the furry bear types, but tastefully manscaped is the best.

I forget who coined the term “snowbilly”, but we owe them a debt of gratitude.

Speaking of pron and moronic imbecilic hypocritical fundamentalists, file under “Oh Dear Sweet Baby Jeebus, No”:

Carrie Prejean for Congress

RUN Carrie RUN

[Carrie] has the ability to draw crowds and if she has a strong message to go with that, who knows what she can do? She has star power which can open doors.

We’ve all made mistakes when we were 17.

one, its her implants that open doors not star power and two she was not 17. that was a lie.

@SanFranLefty: I’d love to be a fly on the wall for those strategy sessions.

So those sex vids are campaign commercials?

“Carrie knows what the Invisible Hand can do for you!”

@ManchuCandidate: I’m sure if you asked her who Adam Smith is, she’d either say “a guy I dated” or “Isn’t he on Gossip Girl?”

I googled “aspiring porn” and was not disappointed:

to all aspiring porn bloggers:

* “Lusty” means “brimming with vigor and good health” or “enthusiastic.” Don’t confuse it with “lustful,” which means “filled with sexual desire.”
* “Sensual” usually relates to physical desires and experiences, and often means “sexy.” “Sensuous” is more often used for esthetic pleasures, like “sensuous music.”
* Crevices are by definition tiny. A huge crack in a glacier is given the French spelling: crevasse.

no no
I remember he had that PBS show my dad used to watch

@Capt Howdy: Let’s all start the Stinquerated Press Guide to Sexytime Style.

I’m sure the Fake AP Stylebook can help.

@Capt Howdy: So when Ursula Andress was that sensuous nurse, they got that all wrong?

Dean Wormers wife explains this all.

@rptrcub: The AP sucks shit lately, they seem to conflate news and opinion, oh, wait, is that my local paper re-writing the ledes?

Im sorry, what?
I was mentally oiling Levis crevices

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:
and the straight boys did that. I had nothing to do with it.
well, except photographing it. and giggling.

@Prommie: A little from column A, a little from column B.

Mark Shields says was being sarcastic – so maybe he needs sarcasm lessons.

@blogenfreude: Ratan Tata? Carlos Slim? Those sound like perfectly good porn names to me.

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