The Purge Continues

Pig-fuckers want to die on that hill, I say go for it. Jokes about “Battle For Pork Chop Hill” are welcome.

not sure this matters but I am pretty sure that are no hills in florida

Right, Florida elected a moderate Republican. Of course, all those voters need to be discounted as moonbats. And the cult of the psychoconservatives raves on!

this is really cool 3D Mandelbulb

In somewhat related news:

Talibunny not nearly pro-life enough for some people

In completely unrelated news: Am I the only one that missed this from Feb 2008?

@blogenfreude:
meh
it worked for queen Elizabeth

@blogenfreude: What’s really sick is how the people offering hymen replacement surgery prey on women’s self-esteem issues (“Do you now feel like ‘second-hand goods’ and no longer worthy to be cherished?”).

@mellbell:

Why have surgery? Couldn’t you fake it with a piece of liver or something?

/ducking and running for cover…

ADD: I really have to stop reading the W…

@mellbell:
to quote that great Bergman movie Cries and Whispers:
‘Its a tissue of lies’

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Prosciutto.

@Dodgerblue:

See, I have only a vague memory…

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Florence King has a chapter in her book on Southern “ladies” entitled “The Self-Rejuvenating Virgin.” She recommends douching with Lavoris mouthwash spiked with alum for its, um, puckering effects.

@Mistress Cynica:

Would work for men too, I suppose.

Ouch.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:
this works better:

Meet the British Man with the “Bionic Bottom”

Using muscle from Galvin’s knee, the doctors wrapped his sphincter muscle and attached a number of electrodes to the muscle nerves. Enter the remote control, which Galvin compares to a chubby cellphone, and bowel function was restored. It’s as easy as an on/off switch, he said in an interview with the Telegraph, “just like switching on the TV.”

@Capt Howdy:

Hmmm… “chubby cellphone”. That’s a double entendre waiting to happen, methinks.

@Capt Howdy: Don’t hit the wrong remove in a moment of carelessness . . .

So anyone want to take bets on how long it will take the right-wingers to out him, complete with damning photos of him doing lines of coke off of the “smooth as Sade ass” of a young Cuban guy at the Miami and Fort Lauderdale White Parties?

@SanFranLefty:

Ah, youth!

@SanFranLefty:

My memory’s a little fuzzy, but apparently it was common knowledge back in like 2006 that he was banging one of Katherine Harris’ 21 year-old gay campaign staffers. If I can use Bing, so can any oppo-researchers (presumably– ya gotta subtract those wingtard dumbfuck points).

And another rumor is that he was involved for years with a man named Bruce Carlton Jordan.

Surely somebody knows a guy who knows a guy who’s fucked him.

@mellbell: My local paper has started running ads by a plastic surgeon for gynoplasty, they are simply disgusting. Vaginas are so infinitely variable, and I have a sneaking suspicion that most women, well, don’t spend a lot of time examining vaginas in detail, so have little basis for comparison. This seems to be preying on, well, vague doubts as to aesthetics that are competely without any basis in reality.

Of course, men are preyed upon by penis improvement scams, its a multi-billion dollar industry, so it goes both ways.

@Capt Howdy: Ya know, this one is serious, living with a colostomy is no fun.

I once read an article by a proctologist, in which he gave a perspective on the remarkable talents of the anal sphincter, a maligned muscle which one does not appreciate until it stops working. He pointed out that the anal sphincter is a valve which has the ability to selectively pass gas, liquid, or solid matter, and even to somehow pass one form without allowing the other forms through. That is kinda amazing.

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:

I figured that you might have met him in Ft Lauderdale back in the day.

Speaking of having fun, check your FB inbox. I’m in El Ay soon. Trying to make plans w/ you.

SO sorry I missed this thread today.

@Promnight: Aesthetics may come into play, but I don’t think that’s the primary purpose. Gynoplasty (what an amazing language we have) is to the vazhïn what a lift is to the face — tightens it up.

@mellbell: Nah, thats not what these ads are about, they speak of ‘lip reductions,” for example. I am not sure that there is ever much need for tightening anyone’s vahgiine, except in the case of bad tearing during childbirth. These ads are pretty explicit about making cosmetic external changes, which strikes me as absurd.

Seriously, should I be ashamed to say, I have seen a lot of vahgines, and some in person, and there isn’t even any single default generalized “vagina” look. They are like fingerprints. I cannot conceive of anything approaching an agreed-upon aesthetic as to what a chicks ladyparts should look like. I have never heard a man express anything that would recognize such an aesthetic, I have never heard praise for a pretty, nor criticism of an ugly, vahgine.

Except for Borat and the “sleeve of wizard” line, and thats why its funny, its not something even the worst of men say.

@Promnight:
well aware of the seriousness. my mother lived with one for several years before she died, my brother had one temporarily and I just had my scheduled colonoscopy a couple of months ago. every three years because of family history.

still. bionic bottom is funny.